You wonโt be if you keep doing press ups on your fucking knees you bunch of quilts
Canโt just turn up in April and expect to be fit enough.
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- Replying to @lancscricket and @VitalityBlastI thought Kate and Gerryโs decision to leave Maddie in their room was the worst one Iโve ever seen, and then Livingstone bowled the 19th over...
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- Replying to @EddieHearn and @Klitschkobet Carl Froch is fuming
- Came home to a nice letter from @boltonhospice today for all the fundraising efforts done through lockdown with the down a pint and nominate challenge I set up which did the rounds! Thanks to all in the local area for getting involved, nearly ยฃ2900 ๐๐ป๐๐ป @BoltonCricketUK
- 300 runs and 20 wickets a season and some lads are after...
- Boltonโs estimated population is around 260000 which means 70 people have tested positive, which equates to 0.00027%, or simply put...fuck all. Anyone โscaredโ by these numbers are now either brainwashed by the media or as happy as a pig in shit on furlough. Get on with it!โ๏ธ Bolton's COVID-19 rate has gone up from 23.0 to 27.1 ๐ Our Director of Public Health Dr @helenlowey said: โI am issuing a direct plea to everyone across our borough to do what they can to help stop the spread of the virus." โน๏ธ Full statement: bit.ly/3iP4BlF
- Replying to @bootlegger1974All wired out your back teeth fair play ๐๐
- Replying to @SkySportsBoxing and @CallumSmith23Disgusting
- Walking back to the pavilion head down after telling myself to get bat on ball and stay in a few overs, and then fucking it all up by trying to hit a ball on middle stump over the working menโs club 100 yards away.What are you looking forward to most about the return of club cricket? ๐
- Good luck to everyone starting their season todayโฆapart from those lads who tell their mates theyโre semi pro because they get ยฃ100 a weekend for contributing 25 runs and 1 wicket.
