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@CookedByScott

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Joined March 2023

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@CookedByScott
Sep 18, 2025
I’m crying bro they got 0 survival instincts
cold 🥑
@coldhealing
Sep 18, 2025
Slightly in awe at this homeless guy who has spent 30 years on the streets of Charleston telling girls he's a retired chiropractor
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@CookedByScott
May 3, 2025
I wonder how badly the children of NBA players get cooked at school when their parents choke in the playoffs
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport
May 3, 2025
Steph’s son, Canon, was heartbroken after Warriors lost Game 6 💔 (Via @NBCSAuthentic)
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@CookedByScott
Dec 17, 2024
This is lowkey a money printing method if you’re rich lmao
Foazn
@FoaznPoker
Dec 16, 2024
WE ARE SO BACK LeBron 10+ PTS for 9k
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@CookedByScott
Sep 26, 2024
Reggie Saxx
@ReggiSaxx
Sep 26, 2024
i can personally assure you the NBA does in fact deal with that bullshit.
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@CookedByScott
Jan 21, 2025
Trae Young’s influence is crazy man lmao
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@CookedByScott
Nov 28, 2023
x.com/TheNuggsShow/s…
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@CookedByScott
Nov 28, 2023
Clippers announcer said Niggas instead of Nuggets
GIF
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@CookedByScott
Jan 25, 2025
Saturn
@untillsaturn
Jan 25, 2025
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@CookedByScott
Nov 27, 2023
This sums it up
Dom2K
@Dom_2k
Nov 27, 2023
describe nba twitter
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@CookedByScott
Aug 2, 2025
No way Michael Porter Jr. was projecting when he said this 💀
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@CookedByScott
Jan 26, 2025
Got random chest pain x.com/MightBeEmman/s…
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@CookedByScott
Jun 26, 2024
NIGGA?????
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NBA
@NBA
Jun 26, 2024
Introducing the Class of 2024! 📸 The #NBADraft presented by State Farm begins at 8pm/et on ABC & ESPN!
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@CookedByScott
Mar 24, 2024
This nigga’s head is crazy
Polymarket Hoops
@PolymarketHoops
Mar 24, 2024
Cam Payne tonight: 23 PTS 5 REB 5 3PM 72.4% TS Outscored Kawhi, PG, and Harden.
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@CookedByScott
Jan 4, 2024
Dis dead might be the funniest nigga is human history I can’t stop laughing bro
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@CookedByScott
Feb 28, 2024
This is deadass one of the most clutch 4th quarter performances of all time
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