🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: SENATOR CRIES AS BITCOIN TRIES TO BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT PERMISSION
Senator Merkley and his emotional support senators just threw a tantrum over crypto possibly helping folks buy homes.
Yup, the FHFA floated the idea of letting Fannie and Freddie peek at your Bitcoin bag—and now it’s code red in the Senate.
They're crying “volatility,” screaming “scams,” and blaming Pulte’s wife’s $2M in crypto like she’s running a cartel from her Coinbase account.
Even dragged Trump’s crypto side hustle into it—because apparently every wallet address now needs a congressional hearing.
“Crypto is too risky!” they sobbed—while still trusting Fannie Mae, the OG risk queen from 2008.
Honestly, this is just Dems gatekeeping the American Dream from people with MetaMask.
Let the blockchain breathe!
Cheers to Tears.
