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Tears of the Left

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Tears of the Left

@CheersToTears

Collecting meltdowns, bottling bourbon. Rob Schneider Collector Edition Available Now. 21+ only - Cry & Drink Responsibly. 🇺🇸

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Joined September 2024

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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jun 5
America turns 250 and Rob Schneider is doing what any reasonable man would do for the occasion, which is grab a bottle of Tears of the Left and toast a country that still lets him say whatever he wants. #TearsOfTheLeft #AmericanBourbon #BourbonForPatriots
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Sep 4, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROB SCHNEIDER POURS NEW BOURBON… LIBERALS POUR INTO SAFE SPACES The woke mob just found out Rob Schneider is the first Legend in the Tears of the Left™ Bourbon series... and the crying is flowing faster than CNN’s ratings drop. They’re howling that a
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Sep 4, 2025
This is REAL… Go to TearsOfTheLeft.com and get a bottle! ⁦@CheersToTears⁩
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 31, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: LEFTIST SEES SYDNEY SWEENEY IN JEANS & CALLS IT NAZI PROPAGANDA Somewhere between a sociology lecture and a soy latte, a TikTok warrior just cracked the case: Sydney Sweeney + American Eagle = Literal Hitler. Why? Because she’s blonde, blue-eyed, and said
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 12, 2025
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $75 MILLION PERCH Michelle is back, and this time, she’s shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America. In a speech that could’ve been delivered from a throne made of cash, she moaned:
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Aug 3, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ELIZABETH WARREN WEEPS FOR THE BUREAUCRACY Sen. Warren is in full meltdown mode…because Donald Trump dared to do what no one in D.C. has had the spine to do for decades: clean house at the Department of Education. Nearly half the staff? Gone. And Liz is
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 8, 2025
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: MAYOR BASS THROWS TANTRUM AT ICE RAID LIKE IT’S HER BACKYARD BBQ Mayor Karen Bass pulled up to a federal immigration raid yelling “leave right now!” like she caught ICE sneaking the last hot dog at her cookout. Spoiler: She has zero authority over Federal
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 3, 2025
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL, BLAMES TREES, BEGS D.C. FOR CASH Gavin climbed a mountain, pointed at some trees, and basically said, “Hey feds, can I borrow a few billion? I swear I’ll rake this time.” This is the same guy spending $8 billion in 2025 on
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Sep 11, 2025
The world knew Charlie Kirk. A husband. A father. A man with a voice. Now he is gone - silenced by a single shot. And it breaks the heart of a nation already too divided. We can argue. We can disagree… and even poke fun at each other. But NO ONE should die for their words.
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 5, 2025
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS A RED, WHITE, AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day… except this time, the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs. She stared
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Tears of the Left
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Aug 1, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: DEM REP DENIED ENTRY TO ICE FACILITY, STARTS WHINING FOR THE CAMERAS Rep. Steven Horsford rolled up to an ICE detention center in Nevada expecting a hero’s welcome. Instead? Locked gates and a warden who wasn’t buying the act. “I’m a member of Congress!”
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Aug 1, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: BIDEN CONFESSES KAMALA PICK WAS ABOUT SKIN COLOR, NOT SKILL Joe Biden just did what we all knew he would… said the quiet part out loud, again. In a speech that was supposed to inspire, he proudly admitted he chose Kamala because she’s Black and a woman.
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Aug 1, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: PELOSI SNAPS OVER INSIDER TRADING QUESTION Nancy Pelosi went full meltdown mode on CNN when Jake Tapper dared to read Trump’s comment accusing her of getting rich off insider info. “Why do you have to read that?” she barked, mid-interview, while trying to
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 25, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: RASHIDA TLAIB GOES FULL SPOON-BANGER FOR PALESTINE She shouted “Palestinian people, this is all for you!”… then wailed on a metal pot like it was responsible for U.S. foreign policy. Armed with a kitchen spoon and zero shame, Rashida gave D.C. a front-row
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Jul 12, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: FIRED STATE DEPT STAFFERS LEAVE IN TEARS | SCATTER “RESIST” NOTES BEHIND Rubio strolled into the State Department and basically said: “Pack your kombucha and go.” Career staffers got the axe, and in one last burst of bureaucratic drama, they left behind
Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 11, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: SCHUMER WANTS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY… THIS TIME OVER MEASLES Chuck Schumer is reaching for the tissues, demanding RFK Jr. declare measles a national emergency. Yes, measles cases are at a high - 1,288 this year - and 3 tragic deaths have occurred. It’s
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Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 30, 2025
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: SEN SHAHEEN PANIC AS TRUMP DOESN’T LET CHINA WIN ANYMORE Senator Jeanne Shaheen and her squad just dropped a 10-page breakup letter to globalism, wailing that Trump’s foreign aid cuts, tariffs, and student visa smackdowns are letting China steal the spotlight.
Tears of the Left
@CheersToTears
Jul 30, 2025
🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: DEMS LOSE STANDOFF… TO A DOOR... SIT-IN PROTEST TURNS TO SAD-OUT Somewhere between the press conference and the hallway floor, the Democrat delegation ran face-first into reality. They’re weeping over… a door. A literal, locked, standard-issue government
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@CheersToTears
Jul 28, 2025
🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: SENATOR CRIES AS BITCOIN TRIES TO BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT PERMISSION Senator Merkley and his emotional support senators just threw a tantrum over crypto possibly helping folks buy homes. Yup, the FHFA floated the idea of letting Fannie and Freddie peek at your
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