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Retired yearner
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Retired yearner
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- Dating somebody you’re not physically attracted to is a level of maturity I never aspire to possess.
- Bro went to prison for a crime he didn’t commit, then a Netflix made a documentary about the situation and he got out, got a multi-million dollar settlement, and married Deelishis. It ain’t over til God say so.
- Jamie Foxx. You got a vocalist, a pianist, and a comedian to do roasts at the reception.You’re about to get married, you have enough money left over in the budget to hire one of them to sing at the reception. Who are you picking?
- Middle school niggas: I’ll never eat pussy 🤢 Niggas now, after eating ass:
- Keep the mask mandate, but make Walmart 24hrs again.
- “Why folks try to talk to me with my mask on? You can’t even see what I look like.”
- “College bored” can turn into an adventure.College bored >>>>> Back home bored.
- Replying to @mookTHEmonster and @roowws*whispers “cause if they did we gone be in some troubleee...”
