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morg
@mookTHEmonster
well rested bitch
Atl - Nyc
Joined December 2010
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    this little white girl on the train asked her mom "am I going to be white until I die?" Her mom said yes, and the girl is deadass throwing a tantrum lmaoooo
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    I'm smoking with my neighbor and this nigga like "ay, imma be right back" He leaves and comes back with 4 turtles in a shoe box talking about "look what I found yesterday"
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    Bruh why did Drake end Marvin's Room saying "my white friend said you niggas crazy, I hope no one heard that" LMFAO WHAT ¿¿??
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    my bonnet stayed on my head last night so we actually WON’T be having 6 more weeks of winter.
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    I just told this nigga “as if” with an attitude and I’m feeling on top of the world. omg white girls really ate with that shit.
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    Just witnessed a bitch look at her Bank of America app and had $7.43. Took a deep breath and ordered a $5 shot.
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    I hate Atlanta niggas. This guy just told me he’s a scientist on the side and I can’t even tell if he was lying or not.
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    Me looking up song lyrics to make sure I’m saying the right words before I tweet it.
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    Replying to @mookTHEmonster
    Where do you find 4 turtles in Harlem
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    Why jay z don’t add grey hairs to his wig to make it looks realistic? He like 55.
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    I do not be letting ppl tell me the same story more than once lol. I will “yea I remember” quick as hell.
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    I’m not going to no birthday dinners this year. Love yall down tho 🫶🏽
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    Replying to @RellieRelz
    💀💀💀💀 I’m over here thinking he got a terrarium kit at home.