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Gareth
@Cadmarch
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London
Joined March 2012
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    I’m even boring myself now. Sorry.
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    Does anybody know the long term exit strategy for the clapping thing?
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    I’ve lived in this neighbourhood for fifteen years and still haven’t come to terms with the embassy of North Korea being a detached suburban house at the end of the street
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    Bet he hasn’t turned it on once
    One of my best mates is wearing hearing aids and I have been with him for the last three days and not noticed
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    What happened to those drawings of monkeys that people tried to say were currency
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    In case anyone’s alarmed, I’ve just checked and it’s still there #NiceTryGlobalists
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    “On the right side of history” has to be the smuggest, most arrogant and banal catchphrase of the moral gatekeepers of the left.
    always on the right side of history @jeremycorbyn
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    Bit overkill mate, two metres is fine.
    I am currently 17 hrs 08 mins 14 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2020:083:000000:2L)
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    This is not Melania
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    And there was me thinking this insufferable brand of millennial wankpuffin humour died a death
    Everyone Hates Elon activists have stuck an ad on a London bus stop reading "Elon Musk is a bellend, signed, the UK."
    00:00
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    These people won’t be happy until the country is grey and sterile
    Meanwhile, back in the middle ages.
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    Chris Ship
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    I’m no fan of Assange, but holding him in Newport bus station is unspeakably cruel.
    Julian Assange is being held in "Britain's version of Guantanamo Bay". Despicable stuff
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    I feel like I’ve been living on a different planet since October