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Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
@CliveWismayer
Retired 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 & 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 solicitor. ‘Like Martin Peters, talented but lazy.’
Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Joined March 2013
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Apr 4, 2020
    By popular request (i.e. 1 follower) a book by Clive Wismayer I thought nothing of it when the bat sneezed in my face. Little did I know this innocuous event would lead to the collapse of western governments, revolution in the US, China’s peaceful & friendly acquisition of ..
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jul 17, 2025
    Some 16 year olds will lack the maturity, knowledge & intelligence to vote. Some won’t. Same as the rest of the population.
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    Talk
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    Jul 17, 2025
    BREAKING: The UK is set to lower the voting age to 16 in landmark electoral reforms. Julia: "Just when you think things couldn't get any worse... we're going to let kids vote over who runs the country - completely and utterly insane!" @JuliaHB1
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jun 19, 2020
    If Katie Hopkins sinks into abject poverty, will that mean she should never have had her kids?
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Apr 11, 2020
    Seriously, when you fuck up as badly as these guys, heads have to roll but instead they are surging in the polls. I’m trapped on an island with millions of lunatics.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jun 17, 2024
    I’m convinced if we simply told these people we’d left without actually doing it, they would be perfectly happy.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Oct 1, 2025
    Funny, isn’t it? It’s a HUGE story. Concrete proof of Russian penetration of an influential right wing European party with the obvious aim of destabilisation. It ought to be making banner headlines. It ought to lead to a thorough & extensive criminal investigation with raids,
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    terry christian
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    Sep 30, 2025
    The story the @nytimes is running but our dodgy UK press are avoiding
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jul 8, 2024
    Just the PM showing up as this young choir rehearses in the Welsh parliament. Not a contrived photo-op, just Sir Keir being a good bloke.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Apr 8, 2021
    Just a heron in the queue at the fishmonger.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jun 2, 2023
    Thank you for exposing this massive problem.
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    The Telegraph
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    Jun 1, 2023
    🔴 Millions are claiming benefits without ever having to look for work, helping to push the tax burden to hit its highest point since the Second World War. Use our calculator to reveal how much of your salary bankrolls the welfare state ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/tax/news/brita…
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    UK welfare spending will total around £300bn this year. Of this, £124bn funds state pensions, with £87bn for Universal Credit which is usually either an in-work benefit or contains a commitment to seek full-time work. £39.2bn is forecast to be spent on disability benefits. obr.uk/forecasts-in-d…
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jan 30, 2021
    Marcus Rashford epitomises the best of the UK, Johnson the worst.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jun 8, 2024
    Macron is trolling Sunak 😂
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    Emmanuel Macron
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    Jun 8, 2024
    Dear Jill, dear Joe, once again, thank you for honoring Paris, Normandy, and France with the commemorations and this state visit. Long live the friendship between the United States of America and France!
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Nov 24, 2024
    From the same Brexit morons who’ve been saying ‘you lost, get over it’ for the last 16 years.
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    Inevitable West
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    Nov 24, 2024
    🚨BREAKING: Nigel Farage admits he’s ‘never seen anything like this before’ as General Election petition STORMS towards 1,000,000 signatures within 24 hours. You are witnessing a national revolt.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Jun 17, 2023
    Well, I’ve read the latest Private Eye, which comments on The Slob’s resignation honours, & there’s not a single word about her. That surely means there’s a super injunction. Quite often, these are granted to protect the privacy of children. I wonder what’s going on.
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    Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪
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    Aug 2, 2024
    Oakeshott doing her ‘research’. She is taken aback to find a lot of the UK is quite poor. That, Isabel, is down to long term regional decline, lack of investment & jobs. Not migration & not helped by Brexit (quite the contrary).
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    Isabel Oakeshott
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    Aug 1, 2024
    ‼️I spent the day in Leeds, in the area where the riots kicked off. The absolute state of our country ☢️ ⚠️ 😢
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