hasan: cant believe i only made 200k this month
pokimane: you got 200k? my simps only paid me 30k
knownothingtv: yall get paid?
Hans
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- me escaping the special ed wing of my school when one of the teachers left the door unlocked
- do i look like a man? *pans camera, looks like an obese Danny Trejo
- the plot twist is that she didn't mean the 2016 electionHappy birthday to this future president.
- Michael Jackson was the only Hollywood celeb who wasn't fucking children
- Alex Jones was fined $1.5 billion for questioning the legitimacy of a shooting
- we used to beat people with hammers for saying shit like this in publicI wanna write a movie about a 13-year-old girl who gets pregnant because she's raped by her Stepdad, and because Abortion is a crime in her state...she has to travel a long distance to get help.....but Abortion Assassins are hot on her trail, and she has to survive the many
- if my mouse stops working because I didn't pay a subscription fee, I'm going to become a terroristLogitech's 'forever mouse' could mean peripherals go the way of coffee beans, TVs, and printer ink by pushing a subscription. Read more: trib.al/HJJNECs
- level 1 cop vs level 20 crackheadMan just tanked that
00:00 - I get my news from a small cadre of schizophrenic internet racists who don't report news, but actively predict the news with almost perfect accuracy.
- My libtard neighbors took the biden/Harris sign out of their yard It's officially joever
- *murder rate 17x higher than the national average* "well, i havent been murdered yet"ppl will tell you how dangerous a city is but they themselves have never been harmed or know anyone who has
- it's called the mandate of heaven and it's 1000% true you retardJapanese conservative pundits with very large follower counts claimed that Trump heard Abe Shinzo's voice and moved out of the path of the bullet. They were sharing it like it was real news from the US. It originated from a joke/meme post written in English.
- "I gargled all that cum in the overflow room for nothing" harry sissonMy name is Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, and I’m FULLY supporting Vice President Kamala Harris in 2024. Who’s with me???
