luanne consciousness
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luanne consciousness
@goblinshoes
🇵🇸forever
- "i'm a bimbo 🤪" you are a fifth year phd candidate in philosophy.
- I do not fear being fired for my tweets because I do not post in a way that a workplace could comprehend
- I have a confession: I only started washing my legs after the “white people don’t wash their legs” discourse
- bf thinks that every ice cream flavor starts off as vanilla and then they add other stuff. he does not believe in “plain” ice cream. he told me it’s a “lindy truth”
- wow, you’re a girl with subversively conservative values? and you’re really, really skinny?
- women on here really think a man would go through undergrad, med school, and residency to be a gynecologist just so he can look at some coochie
- you can say pretty much anything to men and they’ll be like ok. the male mind is very open to hearing wild shit and going with it
- age 14: listening to ‘some nights’ by fun., one of my favorite bands!! age 24: I am actively bullying the lead singer of fun. on twitter for buying an iPhone 12 mini
- boyfriends love making dinner and cleaning the whole apartment every day while they collect facts to tell you when you get home
- ppl will tell you how dangerous a city is but they themselves have never been harmed or know anyone who has
- “women posting their Ws” account threatening to turn this place into linkedin
