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BrightShirtOne

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BrightShirtOne

@BrightShirtOne

A man in a bright shirt. It's the only way to be.

Joined September 2017

BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Apr 18, 2024
Replying to @0wlAfter
Steve Rogers is the true embodiment of America, because he knew how to murder while paying attention to optics. The problem with Walker wasn't that he killed, it was doing it publicly with a red-white-blue shield. To be bad at PR is un-American.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Feb 4, 2024
Replying to @yudovico and @gamergate2077
I hate that the vegans are kind of right. I like that they are so annoying I can use it as an excuse to not change. That’s what we keep them around for
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Apr 12, 2023
Replying to @_FleerUltra
I like to think when you walk through a high-class Gotham party these are the type of convos you hear. "You should've killed me when you had a chance." "We are not so different you and I." "There's a reckoning coming." "The shadows whisper." They all have something going on.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Feb 18, 2024
Replying to @cheryllynneaton
Every telepath chick Cyclops encounters falls head over heels for him. Both Emma, Psylocker, Madeline Pryor all tried to get between him and Jean. He literally has the most attractive, honest, organized mind on the planet.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Mar 8, 2023
Replying to @VitoComedy and @MrBeast
Vito, just make one (1) person’s life better. For 5 minutes. You can do it, I believe in you.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Feb 11, 2024
Replying to @MiddleearthMixr
There’s not a moment of The Boys that isn’t dripping with hatred for corporate wokeness. The main villain is Big Pharma. What are you even talking about?
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
May 22, 2024
Replying to @dalsault and @Rothmus
Can you imagine going to a party in 2424 and meeting one of the few thousand people from our age? That's the most interesting conversation you can possibly have. They would be celebrities.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Apr 1, 2024
Replying to @TonyPajama
Horizon Forbidden West. Aloy did a lot of stress eating between the two games.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
May 23, 2023
Replying to @justinboldaji
Lisa used to be a tool to poke fun at the blindsides of progressive ideas. Now she is just a perfect being of pure correctness.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
May 31, 2024
Replying to @tremendouslybig
Cyclops: I love my wife so much. Cyclops' mind: teeming with hot telepaths, some imaginary, some projecting in. Storm: I am a goddess. Storm's mind: Oh no, tiny places, loss, I can't do this anymore. Xavier: I am a fatherly teacher. Xavier's mind: I hate my son so much.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Jun 22, 2023
Replying to @bad2sentence
Almost there. The true twist whould've been if he didn't shapeshift.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
May 15, 2024
Lex and the AI he developed to uncover a connection between Clark and Supes is the best, most ridiculous version of this. After the AI states the obvious, he proceeds to flip out "Only an unfeeling machine would think Superman would pretend to be mortal, WAAAAH!"
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
Mar 2, 2024
Replying to @nosilverv
“We had dinner with a weirdo and had to talk around him to make sure the evening is not a disaster.” is a conversation happening right now with human words among friends instead of typing to strangers.
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BrightShirtOne
@BrightShirtOne
May 17, 2024
Replying to @sapphyreblayze
The fact that Krakoa's ruling class was selected based on how powerful they were born, (which extended to all hierarchies including the resurrection queues) made the nation unworthy of survival from the get go.
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