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Texas-based restaurant chain Twin Peaks files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
Cousin Brad
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Cousin Brad
@BradWCAttorney
Raising the roof on workers’ comp and pet law claims since 2008. 131 LSAT. Top 85% of my class at John Marshall Law. [email protected]
Toccoa, GA
Joined December 2023
- This is what freedom looks like. x.com/Menliveless/st…
- Tried out some fun icebreaker activities with our new temp employee today
- Admitted my client was guilty during my opening statement today, then dramatically turned to the jury, yelled “April Fool’s!” (with finger guns) and sat down. The judge had to instruct the jury to stop high fiving.
- Apparently the WNBA is not familiar with the prison walletBREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.
- Replying to @awkwardgoogleThis reminds me of when my client sued the Comfort Inn after getting his head stuck in the hotel pool skimmer and we reenacted the whole thing to prove that it could totally happen if you were drunk enough
- I can barely read but I’ll be following
- So when Whit Weeks does it it’s fine but when I do it I get barred from Chili’s for two weeks.
- Just got a pet monkey for the office
- Replying to @rawsalertsI said the same thing the night I did a 16 minute keg stand
- Replying to @JShookeYou should tell her, I do that all the time and they love it
- Imagine having a woman in a sports bra and leggings serve you a sandwich and then running to the internet to complain about it.Today, my family went on a family trip to Flagstaff. We walked into a quaint sandwich shop, and a young woman approached to take our order. She was wearing a sports bra and crack-sucking leggings. It was the kind of outfit our grandmothers would see as lingerie. Had I not
- About to get hammered and go down to the polling place to make fun of all the nerds for voting.
