lmaoooooo they kicked me off the jury for this
I don’t know how much I’m allowed to tweet about the trial I’m sitting on, but at risk of a mistrial, the assistant D.A. prosecuting it is *smoking* hot
Big Jay Shooke
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- This is such a Twitter thing where you clip the only cool 20 seconds from a movie and ask "why do people not like this" well its because there's 2 other hours of it that are boring and stupid actuallyA lot of you didn’t deserve such cinema
00:00 - This country never recovered from losing Michael Crichton. We used to have novels about shooting cyborg gorillas in the face with machine guns and when you got done reading it you knew how an MRI machine worked
- Such a smart idea to undo all this, killing Mutt off and ending the marriage so Indy can start the next movie as a miserable old man who everyone either pities or outright resents. Disney still has the magic!
- Zoomers don’t understand this joke because at the time making a big broadway musical out of an old movie and corny pop songs was a silly and tasteless idea but that’s like 90% of the entertainment they’ve grown up with now
- I don’t know how much I’m allowed to tweet about the trial I’m sitting on, but at risk of a mistrial, the assistant D.A. prosecuting it is *smoking* hot
- No matter how many times I reflect on it, the fact a high school dropout mega movie autist just willed himself into being the most important man in Hollywood while in his 20's still boggles the mind. No wonder he has so many haters
- lol its got that "only use the middle of the frame so people can post clips to TikTok" staging and everything.
- Replying to @SeanfuciousYou're right, there's like 10 to 15 minutes of this movie that are pretty good
- I've never wanted a movie to fail more than COCAINE BEAR. I want a 1.3 Mil opening weekend. I want this stupid smirking Reddit shit immediately buried by history.
- My mom was telling me she watched CHALLENGERS and thought "the one special needs girl was really good!" and that seemed a terribly mean thing to say about Zendaya but lmao turns out she had actually seen CHAMPIONS, y'know with Woody Harrelson
