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Amy G Dala MD
@AmyGDalaMD
fueled by coffee, fluent in sarcasm, lover of naps, always searching for where I parked my car
academia
Joined August 2015
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    It’s never the doctoring that breaks us It’s the charting and notes and billing and modules and reviews and publications and fear of lawsuits and prior authorizations and inbox messages and lectures all while someone else complains you aren’t attending to their urgent issue
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    normalize dads bringing kids to doctors appointments and knowing absolutely everything about their children
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    People: aRe yoU goInG to mAsK fOreVeR Me: well I still wear seatbelts & helmets, use sunscreen, get vaccinated, wash my hands, drink pasteurized milk, cook chicken before eating it, & don't drink water straight from the lake so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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    Flu prevention recommendations from 1918 newspaper 😳😢😭
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    I'm so fucking tired of COVID. Tired of restricting kids' activities, tired of quarantine & testing & isolation, tired of literally being the most worried person in every situation. Tired of being disappointed by people. Tired of always being right. Tired of canceling plans. 😭
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    If someone is wearing a mask in a doctors office, there is seriously no reason to remind them masks are no longer necessary. Trust me, everyone knows. Those still wearing masks *want to* be wearing them.
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    Student: can I have the day off for the birth of my baby? School: we’ll do one better…you can come to work on ob/gyn rotation and deliver your own baby!!!
    Congratulations to third-year medical student @DavidGibbsIV on catching his own baby during his Ob/Gyn rotation! ❤️ #BuckeyeBaby #OSUCOM
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    Saw little girl in clinic, her lips were a teeny tiny bit blue. Entire visit I'm wondering huh what's her pulse ox? What other conditions does she have? Hmm, maybe it's just my imagination. Then I examine her. Ask her to open mouth, stick out tongue. BRIGHT BLUE. Damn sucker.
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    Replying to @AmyGDalaMD
    lol this blew up shout out to my husband who knows everything about our kids, handles grocery shopping, knows their latest shoe sizes, coordinates carpools & schedules, checks homework & grades and their schools are still going to call me 1st absolutely every single time
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    Replying to @jtrebach
    Been there done that
    Saw little girl in clinic, her lips were a teeny tiny bit blue. Entire visit I'm wondering huh what's her pulse ox? What other conditions does she have? Hmm, maybe it's just my imagination. Then I examine her. Ask her to open mouth, stick out tongue. BRIGHT BLUE. Damn sucker.
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    After delivering terrible news to a family, the father turns to me and says in all seriousness "I have no idea how this can be your job." Same, sir. Same.
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    Well. I was the last one standing. But after 2 yrs of double masking & n95 & k94 & eye protection & telemed & outside eating & isolating + fam members & canceling activities, I'm 100% ok with finally getting COVID from snuggling with my own kid when they needed us overnight. 💕
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    Admin: We want you to see more pts Me: K A: And close charts quicker M: Um, I'll try A: And personally return calls to keep pts satisfied M: Got it A: And keep publishing Me, in fetal position rocking in corner crying A: Looks like you could use some wellness training too
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    terrify a pediatrician in two words: home birth