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I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a Comedy
Adam πόλεως
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Adam πόλεως
@AlasdairAdam
Terrible Catholic. Okie. Bitten by Socrates. Kierkegaard 🤡190 cm. If you love me, keep my commandments “Annoyingly Trustworthy”
Tulsa, Ok
Joined January 2018
- Obama ran as a moderate who opposed gay marriage lmaoDemocrats *scared of running a progressive campaign* Obama in 08:
- Drive to the interior of a squat rack
- Replying to @dyingscribeImagine getting terrorized by this woman randomly for years
- Replying to @credenzaclear2The two genders: Goths Fox News anchors
- Replying to @dyingscribeBoth should absolutely dunk on homelander with no issue
- When we think of the greatest movies, we think of men at war in vast empty spaces with no women whatsoever
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GIFWhen we think of the greatest movies, they aren’t about women going to college and having careers. No, they’re about a woman and man falling in love with each other (Pride and Prejudice, Sound of Music…) and marrying then maybe even having babies. This is what our hearts yearn - I can’t quite fathom presumably getting to work at 8, and then working for every waking hour and then getting 6 hours of sleep to do it again 5 days a weekWomen in investment banking A modern tragedy
00:00 - “I recognize that pfp from a gay forum”
- Replying to @bustanutkeatonDating apps presenting people like they’re on a menu destroys the vibe
- This is the antisemitic equivalent of “I cooka da pizza”33k like and counting. Almost 3mil views on this antisemitic sentence. It was never about Israel, it’s pure hatred towards Jews.
- Replying to @GodCloseMyEyesCrazy how Seinfeld gets the lions share of the hate for 17 going on 18, but every dad rock guitarist and film auteur married a 14 year old apparently
