Not even polyamory-specific but whenever people talk about romance nowadays it sounds like they’re ordering doordash
Jasmine
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Jasmine
@bustanutkeaton
Here for a time neither good nor long
Joined October 2019
- Le creuset becoming the bourgeois lady’s funko pop
- Actually quite terrifying to have a culture that is pro looksmaxxing but anti romance
- Women love having “mentors,” every bitch I know has a “mentor,” and the mentor is inevitably an even more confused woman
- It’s the worst when someone puts a lot of studious striver effort into Marxism like please take that energy and make some coinsomeone showed me their annotated copy of our book yesterday, one of the world’s top feelings
- One of the books that has most impacted me and I feel we are witnessing it in real time
- Girls at their lowest and craziest be like my heart is so full, it’s finally happening, I manifested this!!!
- Drinks with my objectively unattractive and non-elite friends
- Every black republican politician’s life story is some Dickensian guttersnipe tale of overcoming adversity while every black democrat’s is like “I grew up on an island plantation and my dad is Endowed Chair of Jamaican Marxism”
- In a long term relationship it’s almost inevitable that one person gradually becomes more competent and pragmatic and the other regresses into an adult baby
- Road trips are mostly me stopping my 4 year old from doing this in every gas station bathroom
- It’s funny that “it-girl writer” is even a thing considering that writing necessitates the deeply uncool, creepy kind of personality that delights in rifling through other people’s garbage
