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Paul Howard
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Writer. Bad Sisters. The Young Offenders. SisterS. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. I Read the News Today Oh Boy. Aldrin Adams. A Nation Once Again, coming August 2026.
Wicklow, Ireland
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    Paul Howard
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    Feb 4
    I’m very excited to tell you about A Nation Once Again, a satirical comedy I’ve written about a secret government department making arrangements for a United Ireland. It will be published in August and is available for pre-order here. …ea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%…
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    Paul Howard
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    Jul 13, 2020
    BREAKING: Pep to leave City by mutual consent. More to follow.
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    Paul Howard
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    Apr 3, 2025
    Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they’ll crack first.
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    Paul Howard
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    Sep 12, 2024
    Virgil van Bike.
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    Dirty Footballer 👊
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    Sep 12, 2024
    Timed to absolute perfection 🤯
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    Paul Howard
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    Feb 21, 2018
    Gave a taxi driver €20 for a €17 fare. He said, "What's this?" I said, "It's a tip." He said, "I can't accept that. It's way too generous." €3? I persuaded him to take it. A week later, I discovered why he was so surprised. I booked it on the app and had already paid by card!
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    Paul Howard
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    Oct 15, 2020
    I'll tell you one thing I know for certain. You won't hear the words "Dry January" in 2021.
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    Paul Howard
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    Jun 3, 2021
    Varadkar referring to social housing as “free housing” again. He’s always at that. I grew up in a council house. Wasn’t free. We paid rent. Lots of it.
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    Paul Howard
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    Jul 13, 2020
    Replying to @AkaPaulHoward
    Full story here...
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    Pep Clotet: Birmingham City boss leaves club immediately
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    Paul Howard
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    Jun 29, 2025
    I think Klopp was raising legitimate concerns about players being overworked rather than voicing annoyance that it was on his telly.
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    Sky Sports News
    @SkySportsNews
    Jun 28, 2025
    "If you don't like the Club World Cup, go and play padel or go for a swim" 🏊 Kaveh Solhekol has some advice for Jurgen Klopp after he said the "Club World Cup is the worst idea ever implemented in football" 🤔
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    Paul Howard
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    May 7, 2020
    Queuing for Dunnes. Man behind me kicking my heels. I told him to back up. He said, “I’m not going to f**king sneeze on you.” There will never be a vaccine for thickness.
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    Paul Howard
    @AkaPaulHoward
    Apr 17, 2020
    The funniest thing I’ve seen on Twitter since someone tweeted Alan Carr telling him to pay his f**king taxes.
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    Paul Howard
    @AkaPaulHoward
    Mar 30, 2021
    Have they named them yet?
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    Daniel McConnell
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    Mar 30, 2021
    Breaking: two fully vaccinated people can meet indoors from April 12 as part of the so-called vaccine bonus, Cabinet hears
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    Paul Howard
    @AkaPaulHoward
    May 5, 2019
    Ashley Young: "It was a cup final for them." Er, no, it wasn't. There was nothing in it for them. It was a cup final for YOU!
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    Paul Howard
    @AkaPaulHoward
    Sep 17, 2021
    I have it on the most excellent authority that someone in Dalkey who hung a Mayo flag from their window was asked by a neighbour, “So what’s your connection to Portugal?”