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Adam King
@AdamKingXV
Just send me to jail and then I can still skate.
New York City
Born July 5, 1982
Joined February 2009
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    Replying to @jzux
    I almost always don't see a mountain lion!
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    Replying to @BisHilarious @jamieloftusHELP and @netflix
    This is FUUUUUUUCKED. I literally was a set dresser on Ziwe and I didn't notice that first picture wasn't there.
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    Replying to @abbygov
    He showed us we don't have to "go high" when the opposition is digging holes to go lower than possible.
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    Replying to @KTVU
    Okay, here's the plan: so at the trial, right before they sentence you...
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    Replying to @i_zzzzzz
    Fucking adorable. I also appreciate the male need to bury the sincerity below half a paragraph of capitalist shop talk.
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    Replying to @the_brc3 and @loourdessa
    Explain how taking action on one thing keeps us from taking action on another. We have capacity in our brains for more than just a single train of thought, and it's a little embarrassing that you outed yourself to be otherwise.
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    Replying to @kiranmayeet and @abbygov
    But raisins are too spicy for me
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    Replying to @richgotpics
    Do you live in a Brooklyn pizza place?
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    Replying to @i_zzzzzz
    I think of 6 and 8 as 7's greatest enemies, so it's a delicious irony that they come together only to be 14, 7's advanced form.
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    Replying to @MichaelaOkla
    I'm surely not saying anything new, but they aren't worried about turning kids gay, just them knowing it's okay to be gay.
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    Replying to @Weedledouble
    How do we explain to non-New Yorkers that constantly rehashing this shit is sad and desperate? You have nature and the ability to buy a house, why do you also need to point to a truck stop with a Subway and say "see we have bodegas tooo!"
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    Replying to @micieb
    If you don't like our beautiful sewer babies there's any number of bridges out of town.