My girlfriend said, “Is there basketball on?” then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I’m like what is she doing? She’s napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
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@BisHilarious
Born to haha. Forced to hmm.
- In LA it costs $1200 just to think about an apartment
- I don’t know who they think they’re scaring with this “curfew will stop when the protests do.” We ain’t got shit else to do. This is my job now. I’ll make the whole city a schedule like bitch you protest Monday to Thursday if you can’t make it find someone to cover your shift
- You'd think, "I yield my time. Fuck you." would get old but it really doesn't.
- I'm not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home
- “I bought a house.” You ain’t bought shit, you in a complicated 30-year rental assistance program get away from me
- Rent really don’t make no sense like why is my apartment getting a raise every year who is doing the performance review
- The Abbott Elementary team didn’t have to go this hard at the WGA Awards. And yet
- I am not my ancestors’ wildest dreams. Them niggas had a lot going on, they were not thinking about my goofy ass.
- Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again
- There’s basically no service here at the WGA Awards but Cate Blanchett sat on my lap and I think that’s all anyone needs to know
- Can’t believe the AMPTP told a bunch of actors they’re not special and thought it would go over well
