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alya!!!
@ALLEKALIE
ALKALI UNDERACHIEVER - REBOOT ver. // I AM MID BUT I AM FREE (real)
Joined November 2016
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    "kalo djarum sebatang, kalo esse boleh dua." ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ
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    lives in my head rent free
    Do you guys have that ONE random, silly, absolutely unserious internet post that just lives rent-free in your head and you still giggle every time you remember it????? Mine is that ShopeeFood dude sitting with his legs crossed, captioned as "Cililitan Murphy"
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    Bro gimana kalo bikin kidzania but for 17+ terus kerjaannya kayak tax accountant, consultant, engineer, construction manager, HR gitu gitu ๐Ÿ˜ž gue udh 21 tahun masih gatau mau ngapain
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    Replying to @centildikit
    gila this tweet is very specific im cackling but also im now very grateful for telur dadar ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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    Replying to @icecoldnovember
    kurang adlib aja sih ini littt fr fr [skrrt skrrtt]
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    Replying to @pndglcs
    Bukankah kita sesungguhnya masih anak-anak di dalam diri kita......
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    ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŽ
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    Replying to @ALLEKALIE
    I worked part time 3+ years... it's not like I'm totally blind about work....... I just said it would be nice if we have a kidzania for adults............. Dont get pressed yall its just for fun lmaooo
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    Replying to @ultimatekiyowo
    Atau... coba lihat perempuan sebagai manusia tanpa perlu diibaratkan jadi barang, sekalipun itu barang bagus seperti berlian dll lah Perempuan itu manusia. Dan sesama manusia respect aja, ga perlu disamain sama barang aneh-aneh Terima kasih ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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    Replying to @natazwax
    i love you mama gopay i vibe w u