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iain
@ACartoonCat
on other sites as @acartooncat (He/Him)
United Kingdom
Joined October 2020
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    16 year old having a anxiety attack at work Me: Hey, it's ok. Take your time. I get these too 16yo: What? But you're like, 30!? They don't stop? YOUVE MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE Me: Uhhhhh
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    Sorry your argument here is i should have physically assaulted the child having an anxiety attack? Mate. Do better.
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    Replying to @colleen_eileen
    Stare her dead in the eyes and say "alt f4"
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    Replying to @crewedave1
    Very handy of you to sign your tweet with your mantra
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    I hate commas its not my job to tell you when you breathe work it out youre a grown adult
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    If my cat had twitter they would cyber bully me
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    Got fired as a detective. I have no clue why
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    Replying to @ACartoonCat
    Limited replies because wow. Full of hate, lies and assumptions. Everybody in the story is fine. Anxiety is real. Reach out to people close to you if your immediate reaction to seeing the word is anger or calling it fake. Get off the Internet and be nice to people you weirdos.
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    Clear my throat? You mean make a noise? And have people LOOK at me? Nah I'll just silently choke it's cool
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    Normalise screaming "404 ERROR" and sprinting out the room during conversations you want to end
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    Stop asking me why I do things, the answer is always "I panicked"
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    Quick befoure all the Americans wake up let's add a loaud of U's to moure words
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    *first date* Me: Well I have a dog, so a lot of my life seems like it's controlled by them sometimes! Her: Aw, that's sweet. Pets can be like that! My dog: *through my hidden earpiece* OK now tell her I'm a good boy
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    People delivering pizza should have sirens