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Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys
McErin☘️
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McErin☘️
@colleen_eileen
flagrantly mediocre.
Joined April 2018
- Being the only single childless person in my office is wild. My coworkers were detailing their busy weekends with family shenanigans and when my boss asked me what I did I said "went to the farmers market...that's pretty much it" 3 of my coworkers gasped and 1 cried.
- My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company policy lmao help
- One of my coworkers got me a jar of pickles for Christmas and said "well when we order lunch and it comes with pickles you get really excited so..." this is one of the most thoughtful gifts I've ever gotten? Also unwilling to feel shame for pickle excitement try as you might.
- My BBS (bossy boomer supervisor) called me into her office for reacting to a message in the team chat with a celebratory emoji because "we may only use thumb or heart otherwise the company is charged extra" I am going to walk into the seaMy BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company policy lmao help
- Just sneezed my normal 3 in a row in a silent office and no one said bless you and also no one got my "no bless yous for Giacomo" comment existence is pain
- Didn't realize how few perks we have at the office til I said "we're allowed to listen to the radio on Friday!" to a new hire in a way that can be likened to a girl of 12 saying "I got an orange for Christmas!" as her papa lay dying of gangrene after the Battle of Fredericksburg
- Several days ago an apple fell from the tree while my brother Dan was under it and now at least twice a day he waits for 5-15 minutes under the tree for the possibility of an apple
- Replying to @colleen_eileen*finger to my earpiece* we are learning that BBC stands for more than just British Broadcasting Corporation. Our heartfelt apologies for any confusion and/or arousal.
- Being an adult is terrible but I thank God everyday that I don't have to randomly run a mile at noon against my will and then go on about my day like we did in school
- My office overlooks a river, and today, my boss announced that a Q2 goal is for everyone to comment on the river at least twice a week. Specific examples of "wow, lotta ducks" and "what kind of boat do you suppose that is?" were cited, and I am once again yearning for the mines.
- I have a coworker who keeps cans of pop in her desk drawer and drinks them room temp. Tepid diet Dr. Pepper. Every day. Haunting. Concerning. Perhaps indicative of criminal behavior.
- I cannot remain silent any longer. It hurts my feelings when Wordle hits me with the "phew" when I get it on the last try.
- Replying to @colleen_eileenSusan said she hopes I get hit by a car??