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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB

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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB

@5thDownCFB

Heard on ESPN, Sirius XM, & across major media 🚨 Traveling the US, Writing a CFB Book 🇺🇸 Join the newsletter👇 Homefield discount: 5THDOWN

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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Jul 25, 2021
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Oct 7, 2025
NFL teams put on their classic uniforms and 95% of fans either go: I miss these, or, holy shit, these are spectacular, they used to wear these!? And NFL teams respond: "YEP! Anyway, here's our redesigned and modernized minimalist mediocrities, we'll be wearing these going
Adam Rank
@adamrank
Oct 6, 2025
This should be the uniforms.
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Dec 29, 2023
When you combine this w/the toaster trophy it is neither difficult, nor an exaggeration, to say that the Pop Tarts Bowl has taken its place as the cultural epicenter of college football
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Sep 19, 2023
People out there making death threats and here’s Travis Hunter, dressed in a giraffe onesie, saying: “That’s football, sometimes stuff like that happens”
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport
Sep 18, 2023
Travis Hunter opens up on his injury after Saturday’s game
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Jan 11, 2024
One of my favorite Nick Saban stories that I think captures the man in a single anecdote. I got it from @CoachBobStoops: Saban was coaching DBs at MSU in the middle-1980s and was in Youngstown, Ohio all the time recruiting players. During one of the trips he went to a local
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Sep 10, 2023
Someone stop Texas A&M
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Dec 8, 2024
Replying to @JimNagyOU
Proposed changes: 1) Don’t play games — seed playoffs based on projected NFL talent 2) Backup seeding — hypothetical win/loss matchups 3) Repeat irrational, indefensible claim that a difficult OOC schedule (WKU, S. Florida, Mercer) somehow led to a 9-3 team being left out of
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Jul 30, 2024
Replying to @robertawbb
These stories are what make the Olympics great. Salute to the ladies 🫡
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Dec 13, 2024
Replying to @cnnsport and @AmandaDCNN
What a community note 😂
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
May 24, 2024
Shilo Sanders beat a HS school security guard so badly that his neck was broken & he became permanently incontinent (details below). Sanders lost the lawsuit filed for that beating in 2016 and was ordered to pay $11.89 million in damages to his victim. Sanders made a
On3
@On3
May 24, 2024
REPORT: Shilo Sanders’ NIL earnings have been called into question after declaring bankruptcy in court, per @denverwestword. He’s facing a $11.89M lawsuit alleging he attacked a security guard at a Texas high school in 2015. on3.com/nil/news/shilo…
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Oct 8, 2025
Replying to @Lunatoons25
That’s incorrect. They’re not “throwbacks” in most cases. They’re the classic uniform sets that never needed to be changed. It’s the unnecessary, uglyrebrands that need to stop
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Dec 2, 2023
This is worse than l’d imagined.
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Apr 6, 2024
For anyone still harboring doubts about the illegality of the UConn screen, the slow motion should remove all doubt. Flagrant & obvious moving screen. Poor technique & worse timing.
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Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB
@5thDownCFB
Aug 12, 2024
I miss the Pac-12
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