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    We kind of thought we were joking when we called ourselves the last comedy website.
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    Rob Liefeld can't draw feet: That's a tired joke. @Seanbabydotcom wonders why we're focusing on that when there are so many other things Rob Liefeld can't draw. Arms, titties, couches, the background -- it's The Shield! It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2021/07/nerdin…
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    We've done it, the ultimate milestone. 1900HOTDOG has 1900FOLLOWERS.
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    Kenner had a vision: To make the best damn Terminator 2 toys ever. And they wouldn't let a little thing like "not having seen Terminator 2" stop them. It's FREE! It's @YouKnowLydia! It's Punching Day! 1900hotdog.com/2021/03/punchi…
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    You probably think you're ready for a fun jokey time about Capcom's official Mega Man comic book for Brazil. You're wrong. Bear with @brockway_llc as he begins this long, slow descent into madness. Come with him! It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2021/04/nerdin…
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    It's Upsetting Day, and @Seanbabydotcom had a question: What happens to all the lunatics -- and they are all lunatics -- that wrote to Gamepro over the years? He found his answers. You can, too -- it's FREE. 1900hotdog.com/2021/05/upsett…
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    We broke 10k a month, with nearly 2k proud and firm Hot Dogs. You're the best! Thank you for rescuing us from day jobs so we can continue bringing you thousands of jokes about thrift store books and weird anime. We couldn't have done it without you. Because it's your money.
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    Everyone welcome our new columnist, Tom Reimann! @startthemachine would like to know if you have a moment to hear the word of Marvel's OverPower card game and its excellent, truly unimpeachable art. It's FREE! The gospel always is! 1900hotdog.com/2021/09/nerdin…
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    Today @merrittk talks about Black Tokyo, which is like D&D if all the Dungeons were Sex Dungeons and all the Dragons were Cum Dragons and the Mimics were the same but they were vaginas. This knowledge is FREE! You have to pay to unknow it! 1900hotdog.com/2024/04/fuckin…
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    This week @merrittk brings you Van-Pires, a bargain bin Power Rangers ripoff about teens who turn into good vampire vehicles to battle evil vampire vehicles that suck the gas out of innocent cars. This really existed, she promised! Let her prove it FREE. 1900hotdog.com/2023/05/learni…
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    The Official Final Fantasy IX Strategy Guide sucks! It's enhanced by PlayOnline! It's FREE! The article, not PlayOnline. PlayOnline would bleed you dry and sell your fillings when you're dead. @Seanbabydotcom will take you through it! 1900hotdog.com/2021/03/learni…
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    It's Nerding Day, so @Seanbabydotcom has carefully cataloged and analyzed every Hulk Hostess ad to come to this empirical conclusion: Hulk is bad at this. It's free, because it's science. 1900hotdog.com/2023/06/nerdin…
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    We're doing an entire FREE week on Monster Wars: A show about monster trucks that become men who hate each other and occasionally fall in love. It says here we didn't make it up, but that can't be right! 1900hotdog.com/2023/05/teamwo…