If you shoot a door lock in Star Wars it opens it, locks it, prevents it from ever being opened or locked again, or won’t hold them for long. Whatever you want; they don’t give a shit.
Seanbaby
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Seanbaby
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I invented being funny on the Internet. 1900hotdog.com, Dogg Zzone 9000, Seanbaby.com, Cracked, Attack of the Show, Adult Swim, EGM, Calculords.
- I'd like to solve the puzzle? WATCHING. MY. DENTIST. PEE. ONLINE.
- I don’t have a joke; I just want to corroborate with history that today the president tear gassed protestors so he could stand in front of a church and hold a Bible upside down and say, “It’s a Bible.”
- I don't want to get too political, but when someone is upset over murder, assume it's because of the murder and not because a secret cabal of liberal billionaires paid them to act sad.
- So a white Marvel writer was a fake Japanese writer named Akira Yoshida? That's the name of the most popular Anime with the last name of the Japanese X-Man. It's like naming yourself Cheeseburger Schwarzenegger. While on the subject, please call me Cheeseburger Schwarzenegger.
- Date: Do you have any interesting hobbies? Me: I accuse websites of violating my constitutional right to free speech when they delete my negative reviews of female superhero movies I haven't watched. Date: SPLOOSH
- Yesterday: “Cry more, libs!! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck youuuuu!” Tomorrow: “Guys, let’s not let our differences divide us. A lot of those people who shaved the heads of Nazi sympathizers went on to regret it.”
- Replying to @SeanbabydotcomIf you’re fighting an AT-ST in Star Wars there’s either nothing on this planet that can scratch that thing’s legs or you can have some teddy bears roll some loose lumber at it.
- I bet it's a tough job search when your previous position was "heated up hot dogs" and your reason for leaving was "Nazi."
- "A new villain? What are her powers?" "None, but she owns a bus pass, a Napolean hat, and 1 boxing glove." "What's her name? Transpolean Bonapunch?" "What? No. She's The Thumper. Because she fucking thumps you. Look, if you're not interested, maybe DC wi-" "No, wait! WAIT!"
- My wife made another 10 pounds of human baby! I named her River City Reiley.
- I bet those cops would have stormed that school guns blazing if their wives were in there, mouthing off.
- Replying to @SeanbabydotcomIf you’re making clones in Star Wars, they’re either an army of perfect soldiers or a lopsided wad of shit in a bathrobe that dies without ever fucking doing anything.
- READY PLAYER ONE 2 She leans in close, her breasts exactly like two Lolos from the Adventures of Lolo 3 on Nintendo Entertainment System. She whispers, "The cheese pizza from Home Alone 2." My god. A reference even I don't know! And she senses it! Her vagina holes seal! No!