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Finish That Drink (There Are Sober Kids in Africa)
The mini cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae of AWESOMENESS.
23 October 2020 @ 03:26 pm
08 April 2016 @ 01:54 pm
SO, remember how I started watching this terrible message-y Hallmark show about 1910 frontier Alberta? Yeah, turns out I ship the show's actors too. SORRY HALLMARK, you keep releasing really wholesome behind-the-scenes videos and your leads touch each other a lot in interviews, I AM NOT MADE OF STONE (no, seriously, they really touch each other a LOT for people who I can only assume are not fucking).
Thus, fic. Specifically, a series of fics (locked to AO3 users only because these people are NOT FAMOUS and only have about 5 pages of google search results apiece).
Prohibition in Curls, When Calls the Heart RPF, Erin Krakow/Daniel Lissing, First Time, First Kiss, Explicit
Summary: The first time they kissed on the show, it took a million takes to get it right. “Sweet and romantic,” Neill kept saying, and Dan thought that’s what they were giving him, sweet and romantic, but then after awhile Neill dropped the “romantic” and just started saying “sweet,” and finally when they were about to lose the light he pulled Dan aside and flat out told him you can’t have visible tongue on Hallmark Channel.
Lift Up A Red High Heel, When Calls the Heart RPF, Erin Krakow/Daniel Lissing, Explicit
Summary: It’s one thing to have sex with your co-star in the shower, Erin thinks. It’s entirely another to move to a second location so you can enjoy the afterglow together.
Word Count: 10 000+
A/N: Takes place immediately after the first one, because why not.
Let's Be Elvis, Let's Be David Byrne, When Calls the Heart RPF, Erin Krakow/Daniel Lissing, Explicit
Summary: “So what’s going on with you and Dan?” Lori asks at the wrap party, tipping her glass at Erin.
Thus, fic. Specifically, a series of fics (locked to AO3 users only because these people are NOT FAMOUS and only have about 5 pages of google search results apiece).
Prohibition in Curls, When Calls the Heart RPF, Erin Krakow/Daniel Lissing, First Time, First Kiss, Explicit
Summary: The first time they kissed on the show, it took a million takes to get it right. “Sweet and romantic,” Neill kept saying, and Dan thought that’s what they were giving him, sweet and romantic, but then after awhile Neill dropped the “romantic” and just started saying “sweet,” and finally when they were about to lose the light he pulled Dan aside and flat out told him you can’t have visible tongue on Hallmark Channel.
Word Count: 11 500+
A/N: It's really hard to write an Australian accent. Set during Season 3 filming, NOT THAT IT MATTERS, no one watches this show.Lift Up A Red High Heel, When Calls the Heart RPF, Erin Krakow/Daniel Lissing, Explicit
Summary: It’s one thing to have sex with your co-star in the shower, Erin thinks. It’s entirely another to move to a second location so you can enjoy the afterglow together.
Word Count: 10 000+
A/N: Takes place immediately after the first one, because why not.
Let's Be Elvis, Let's Be David Byrne, When Calls the Heart RPF, Erin Krakow/Daniel Lissing, Explicit
Summary: “So what’s going on with you and Dan?” Lori asks at the wrap party, tipping her glass at Erin.
Word Count: 15 000~
A/N: That's 36 000+ words of RPF about really un-famous famous people, for those of you playing along at home.
A/N: That's 36 000+ words of RPF about really un-famous famous people, for those of you playing along at home.
26 March 2016 @ 11:41 am
SO,
lowriseflare and I started watching this terrible message-y Hallmark show about 1910 frontier Alberta, mostly ironically, only then suddenly we were NOT watching it ironically and were in fact Very Invested in the kissing (there is like, surprisingly good kissing, you guys). So we wrote porn. As one does. Have I mentioned this is an explicitly Christian show about explicitly Christian characters set in 19-fucking-10? Because it is. We are basically writing porn about the modern-day equivalent of Road to Avonlee. Jesus would be so proud, etc.
You are always new series:
I have no limit now to my love [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, R, 6400+ words]
A few weeks after Jack kisses Elizabeth for the second time (and third, and fourth, and fifth), he begins to wonder about chaperones.
Sex acts featured: grinding, light petting, shame
o let me have thee whole [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, R, 8500+ words]
You are always new series:
I have no limit now to my love [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, R, 6400+ words]
A few weeks after Jack kisses Elizabeth for the second time (and third, and fourth, and fifth), he begins to wonder about chaperones.
Sex acts featured: grinding, light petting, shame
o let me have thee whole [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, R, 8500+ words]
“So,” Jack says, standing across their brand-new bedroom on the very first night of their marriage. “Here we are.”
Sex acts featured: missionary position, fingering, chasteness
in a sweet unrest [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, Explicit, 9400+ words]
Sex acts featured: missionary position, fingering, chasteness
in a sweet unrest [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, Explicit, 9400+ words]
The fourth night of their marriage, Elizabeth doesn’t bother to put on her nightdress.
Sex acts featured: cunnillingous (!!), not!missionary position, allusions to the Bible
Holy the air, the water, and the fire [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, Explicit, 3700+ words]
Holy the air, the water, and the fire [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, Explicit, 3700+ words]
It occurs to Elizabeth, as she’s lying in bed later that night, that she could do the same thing to Jack.
Sex acts featured: the chastest blowjob known to man, explicit reference to Adam and Eve, your authors' Catholic guilt
A/N: Titles are all from Keats. It is REALLY hard to get characters from 1910 with no sex education to fuck interestingly or well, p.s.
The one stand-alone fic that has no sex and that is probably the canary in the coal mine sign that your authors have a problem:
Fill for me a brimming bowl [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, PG, 7500+ words]
IN SUMMARY: if anyone in the world is interested in this dumb show, come talk to us about it, maybe? We are a sinful fandom of two, surrounded by Very Christian Hallmark fans (no, seriously, this show is for evangelicals and grandparents, that is the legit target audience, we are ALONE, please help us).
A/N: Titles are all from Keats. It is REALLY hard to get characters from 1910 with no sex education to fuck interestingly or well, p.s.
The one stand-alone fic that has no sex and that is probably the canary in the coal mine sign that your authors have a problem:
Fill for me a brimming bowl [Jack Thornton/Elizabeth Thatcher, When Calls the Heart, PG, 7500+ words]
Jack asks Elizabeth Thatcher for her hand in marriage one sunny April morning on the site of their future homestead, dropping to his knee in full uniform, shin sinking into the muddy spring grass. Aka, Jack and Elizabeth and class differences.
A/N: "It's like, a real-life problem that she can't cook, isn't it?" lowriseflare said one day, and I was like, "Oh yeah, objectively he really shouldn't be marrying her at all, she's a terrible choice of partner for frontier Alberta," and lowriseflare was like, "Huh. That's actually a very interesting conflict to me," and then we wrote this.
A/N: "It's like, a real-life problem that she can't cook, isn't it?" lowriseflare said one day, and I was like, "Oh yeah, objectively he really shouldn't be marrying her at all, she's a terrible choice of partner for frontier Alberta," and lowriseflare was like, "Huh. That's actually a very interesting conflict to me," and then we wrote this.
22 November 2015 @ 12:03 pm
Title: before the world fell at our feet
Authors:
threeguesses and
lowriseflare
Fandom/ Pairing: Quantico, Alex/Ryan
Rating: R
Word Count: 3680+
Summary: LJ renaissance?
Authors:
threeguesses and
lowriseflareFandom/ Pairing: Quantico, Alex/Ryan
Rating: R
Word Count: 3680+
Summary: LJ renaissance?
22 November 2015 @ 11:41 am
I'm so sorry, Yuletgoat, apparently I've forgotten how to fandom like a sane, polite person. It's been years since I hopped on Ye Ol' Yuletide.
First of all, thank you so much for writing for me this year! Since this letter is so eff-ing late, please feel free to disregard it entirely. If not, here are some things that might be helpful!
General Likes/Dislikes
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( UnREAL (Quinn King, Rachel Goldberg, Adam Cromwell)Collapse )
( Parenthood (Sarah Braverman)Collapse )
First of all, thank you so much for writing for me this year! Since this letter is so eff-ing late, please feel free to disregard it entirely. If not, here are some things that might be helpful!
General Likes/Dislikes
- THINGS I ENJOY (though not, of course, all at once): Fic about women. Fic about women in love. Fic about women who are friends. Bechdel passes. The beginnings of relationships, when everything is shiny and new. Gen fic, of the super well-done kind where everyone is achingly in character. Magical realism. Tropey fic that takes the trope and turns it on its ear just slightly. Fic that is funny, or clever, or slightly sad. Details.
- THINGS I DO NOT ENJOY: fluff, character bashing, fic that is a "missing scene" that basically just retells what we have already seen onscreen, established relationship fic unless there's more going on, kid!fic.
- SEXY FIC: you know what, I'm going to cautiously say go for it, so long as it's in character.
- IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS:
lowriseflare can hang.
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( UnREAL (Quinn King, Rachel Goldberg, Adam Cromwell)Collapse )
( Parenthood (Sarah Braverman)Collapse )
Feeling:
tired
tired05 February 2015 @ 09:30 am
Remember how team threelowriseguessflares is writing books now? No? Well, here they are, in all their blue collar trilogy-y glory!
Either way, in honor of BANG premiering soon, I'm taking prompts! Hit me, people! (Is... is that still a thing people do? Hello? Is this on?)
Feeling:
accomplished
accomplished04 February 2015 @ 09:02 pm
Also, hi, hello, what's up LJ, community of 10!
Choose 5 OTPs.
Choose 5 OTPs.
- Sam/Andy, Rookie Blue
- Alicia/Kalinda, Good Wife
- Mulder/Scully, X-Files
- Miranda/Andy, Devil Wears Prada
- Han/Leia, Star Wars
Feeling:
tired
tired31 October 2013 @ 09:16 am
Title: forgiveness, I save a plate for you
Author:
threeguesses
Rating: PG
A/N: The "
lowriseflare and
threeguesses wrote a book!" fic extravaganza continues.
radleyboo prompted: Anything with Sam's manpain.
( The third day after surgery, it’s agreed that Sam can walk around the hospital unsupervised.Collapse )
Author:
Rating: PG
A/N: The "
( The third day after surgery, it’s agreed that Sam can walk around the hospital unsupervised.Collapse )
28 October 2013 @ 12:56 pm
Guess what you guys, team threelowriseguessflares' book has an official preview out:
See here for more, and follow us on Twitter @Ruby_McNally if you're interested in getting to know our other secret identity. (Double-secret? We have pseudonym upon pseudonym now, for real, it's a little ridiculous.) Also, we're still taking prompts over here for our once-a-week comment!fic countdown to release day. This is our ad campaign right here, please contribute to the cause, etc., etc. xox
Feeling:
amused
amused20 October 2013 @ 07:18 pm
Team threelowriseguessflares made a thing. An official thing. A thing with a publication date:

That's right, we turned porn into a marketable skill. Come check it out.
Feeling:
accomplished
accomplished


