here's that OTP meme everyone was doing literally three weeks ago?
Also, hi, hello, what's up LJ, community of 10!
Choose 5 OTPs.
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5 (Han/Leia, Star Wars)?
I DO, IN FACT. I was 12 years old and watching the Original Trilogy on VHS for the first time. The Hoth fight scene, you want me to stay because of the way you feel about me. Also, I rewound that kiss a million times. ORIGINAL FLAVOUR NERD.
2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2 (Alicia/Kalinda, Good Wife)?
HAVE I. At one point, I had probably read everything in existance, but I haven't checked in a while, so.
NO QUESTION 3? Bonus, choose-your-own-adventure per
petragem's example: if you had to gender-flip OR queer-ify any pairing, which would you chose?
HAN AND LEIA AS LESBIANS. I was going to just straight gender-flip them but no, lesbians. Lesbians is the answer.
4. If 3 (Mulder/Scully, X-Files) were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
WHO IS TO SAY THEY ARE EVEN TOGETHER NOW, HUH? Probably they're dead in the invasion we never got to see, so. Fuck you, Chris Carter.
5. Why is 1 (Andy/Sam, Rookie Blue) so important?
PARTNERS WHO ARE PARTNERS. But no, actually, they are the most important of all, because they are how I metlowriseflare.
6. Is 4 (Miranda/Andy, Devil Wears Prada) a funny ship or a serious ship?
I mean, since they only exist in my mind, this is a kind of pick-your-poison situation, no? EITHER WAY, a May-December romance with an unhealthy power imbalance between two women who kind of hate each other--definitely a funny ship. For suuuure.
7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
OH WOW THIS IS HARD. I was going to say the cops without thinking, but like--Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher had some sexual tension, yo. ...But no. Cops. Always the cops.
8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
What kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind of bond are we talking about here? Hm. Probably Mulder and Scully? Alien apolcolypses will do that. ALSO RIGHT THEY HAVE A LITERAL CHILD TOGETHER LOL, okay, yes, them.
9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s (Alicia/Kalinda, Good Wife) fandom?
HUH. Actually, not that much? Once on original airing, and then like once on rewatch? Plus I haven't even scene the last two-odd seasons.
10. Which ship lasted the longest?
Like, in my heart, or...? I think Mulder and Scully have been together longest, canonically (YES, I IGNORE STAR WARS EU FUCK THAT NOISE CHEWIE'S NOT DEAD). Unless is turns out Han and Leia are still on and popping in this latest movie, I suppose.
11. How many times, if ever, has 5 (Han/Leia, Star Wars) broken up?
Oh, who knows. In my mind, they both periodically try to leave each other for Luke.
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 (Sam/Andy, Rookie Blue) or 3 (Mulder/Scully, X-Files)?
Hm, well everyone here carries a side arm and like, knows how to use it, so. BUT if there was a zombie apocolypse, Mulder and Scully definitely knew it was coming like 10+ years in advance, PLUS we have Dana Scully, MD on that team, so they at least have a head start. Then again, they also DEFINITELY already tried and failed to prevent the apocolypse, so now they feel guilty and responsible and have survivor's remorse, and God knows William probably got his brains eaten or something, so they might kill themselves out of despair. SAM AND ANDY IT IS.
13. Did 4 (Miranda/Andy, Devil Wears Prada) ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
Oh for sure. EVEN FROM THE MOVIE AUDIENCE.
14. Is 5 (Han/Leia, Star Wars) still together?
Let's be real, that relationship ended in a messy space divorce.
15. SECOND BONUS: which couple has a threesome with someone else from their canon?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, either Sam and Andy bang Gail together or Han and Leia fuck Luke. Probably the second.
16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Alicia and Kalinda, because Kalinda would kill EVERYONE. Alicia would never even notice she was in the Hunger Games, either, she would just think she was on a camping trip or something and be like, Kalinda, I hate you! Kalinda, why are you covered in blood! the whole time. Kalinda would stare pensively into the middle distance, END SCENE.
17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s (Han/Leia) ship?
Oh sure Leia's twin brother did a bunch.
18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
...None of them? I mean, death and beyond? Really?
19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s (Mulder/Scully) tumblr page?
I would kill myself if I thought either of those characters had a tumblr.
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?
Alicia/Kalinda. Run, Kalinda! Run!
Choose 5 OTPs.
- Sam/Andy, Rookie Blue
- Alicia/Kalinda, Good Wife
- Mulder/Scully, X-Files
- Miranda/Andy, Devil Wears Prada
- Han/Leia, Star Wars
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5 (Han/Leia, Star Wars)?
I DO, IN FACT. I was 12 years old and watching the Original Trilogy on VHS for the first time. The Hoth fight scene, you want me to stay because of the way you feel about me. Also, I rewound that kiss a million times. ORIGINAL FLAVOUR NERD.
2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2 (Alicia/Kalinda, Good Wife)?
HAVE I. At one point, I had probably read everything in existance, but I haven't checked in a while, so.
NO QUESTION 3? Bonus, choose-your-own-adventure per
petragem's example: if you had to gender-flip OR queer-ify any pairing, which would you chose?HAN AND LEIA AS LESBIANS. I was going to just straight gender-flip them but no, lesbians. Lesbians is the answer.
4. If 3 (Mulder/Scully, X-Files) were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
WHO IS TO SAY THEY ARE EVEN TOGETHER NOW, HUH? Probably they're dead in the invasion we never got to see, so. Fuck you, Chris Carter.
5. Why is 1 (Andy/Sam, Rookie Blue) so important?
PARTNERS WHO ARE PARTNERS. But no, actually, they are the most important of all, because they are how I met
lowriseflare.6. Is 4 (Miranda/Andy, Devil Wears Prada) a funny ship or a serious ship?
I mean, since they only exist in my mind, this is a kind of pick-your-poison situation, no? EITHER WAY, a May-December romance with an unhealthy power imbalance between two women who kind of hate each other--definitely a funny ship. For suuuure.
7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
OH WOW THIS IS HARD. I was going to say the cops without thinking, but like--Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher had some sexual tension, yo. ...But no. Cops. Always the cops.
8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
What kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind of bond are we talking about here? Hm. Probably Mulder and Scully? Alien apolcolypses will do that. ALSO RIGHT THEY HAVE A LITERAL CHILD TOGETHER LOL, okay, yes, them.
9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s (Alicia/Kalinda, Good Wife) fandom?
HUH. Actually, not that much? Once on original airing, and then like once on rewatch? Plus I haven't even scene the last two-odd seasons.
10. Which ship lasted the longest?
Like, in my heart, or...? I think Mulder and Scully have been together longest, canonically (YES, I IGNORE STAR WARS EU FUCK THAT NOISE CHEWIE'S NOT DEAD). Unless is turns out Han and Leia are still on and popping in this latest movie, I suppose.
11. How many times, if ever, has 5 (Han/Leia, Star Wars) broken up?
Oh, who knows. In my mind, they both periodically try to leave each other for Luke.
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 (Sam/Andy, Rookie Blue) or 3 (Mulder/Scully, X-Files)?
Hm, well everyone here carries a side arm and like, knows how to use it, so. BUT if there was a zombie apocolypse, Mulder and Scully definitely knew it was coming like 10+ years in advance, PLUS we have Dana Scully, MD on that team, so they at least have a head start. Then again, they also DEFINITELY already tried and failed to prevent the apocolypse, so now they feel guilty and responsible and have survivor's remorse, and God knows William probably got his brains eaten or something, so they might kill themselves out of despair. SAM AND ANDY IT IS.
13. Did 4 (Miranda/Andy, Devil Wears Prada) ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
Oh for sure. EVEN FROM THE MOVIE AUDIENCE.
14. Is 5 (Han/Leia, Star Wars) still together?
Let's be real, that relationship ended in a messy space divorce.
15. SECOND BONUS: which couple has a threesome with someone else from their canon?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, either Sam and Andy bang Gail together or Han and Leia fuck Luke. Probably the second.
16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Alicia and Kalinda, because Kalinda would kill EVERYONE. Alicia would never even notice she was in the Hunger Games, either, she would just think she was on a camping trip or something and be like, Kalinda, I hate you! Kalinda, why are you covered in blood! the whole time. Kalinda would stare pensively into the middle distance, END SCENE.
17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s (Han/Leia) ship?
Oh sure Leia's twin brother did a bunch.
18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
...None of them? I mean, death and beyond? Really?
19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s (Mulder/Scully) tumblr page?
I would kill myself if I thought either of those characters had a tumblr.
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?
Alicia/Kalinda. Run, Kalinda! Run!