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The Onion asked conservatives why they fear the fetid hellhole that is the five boroughs of New York City, and this is what they said.

Halloween can present many potential dangers to children, who are often young and idiotic. The Onion asked parents to share their biggest fears about trick-or-treating.

Recent polls found that American men under 30 are not having sex. The Onion asked U.S. women to explain why males under the age of…

Far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been ordered by a jury to pay $965 million to the families of victims of the Sandy Hook school…

With the midterms fast approaching, many voters have said they are planning to sit out the November elections. The Onion asked Americans why they are…

This November, J.D. Vance will be on the ballot to represent Ohio in the U.S. Senate. The Onion asked Ohioans why they are voting for…

This November, Trump-loyalist and former television news anchor Kari Lake will be on the ballot in the Arizona governor’s race. The Onion asked Arizonans why…

This November, state senator and Christian nationalist Doug Mastriano will be on the ballot in the Pennsylvania governor’s race. The Onion asked Pennsylvanians why they…

This November, Herschel Walker will be on the ballot to represent Georgia in the U.S. Senate. The Onion asked Georgians why they are voting for…

This November, Sen. Ron Johnson will face reelection in the state of Wisconsin. The Onion asked Wisconsinites why they are voting for the two-term Republican,…