I really like salads. I love cucumbers, and I love vinaigrette dressing, and I love croutons, and I love crunchy lettuce. For a while last year I ate a small salad with almost every meal.
I eat salads because I really like them. I’m not trying to be healthy. I’m not trying to avoid fat. I would still eat salads even if they didn’t have vitamins and minerals. Since I eat my salads with lots of oily dressing, they aren’t terribly low-fat, anyway.
Sometimes I decide not to get a salad, even though I’d like one, because I don’t want to get you all started on how healthy salads are and how unhealthy your food is. Because I don’t believe that, and I wish none of you did either.
Is there any chance we could agree to not talk like this about food? I just want to eat my salad.