“Cut It Shorter”

Gonna cut this session short: the veggie Sanford Saturday Magnolia Square Farmers’ (mostly misnomer but some true outta-the-local-fields) Market looked fine coming in and I need ‘nuther cuke for today’s salad…snow peas demand, donchaknow, and the $1 grow-yer-own herbs guy has a few nice bittids I can substitue beer-cash for and just remembered Univ.ofFlorida-plays-Vanderbilt in men’s basketball at noon…a religious obligation of some merit.

On a less nice note – though I continue to celebrate the un-kneeling of Colin Kaepernick(sp?) of the unlamented SanFranFoolish 51ers (earned for going two more paces out-of-bounds- but I digress and so will no more now).  I sunday celebrate the two conference championship National Football League games by watching and imbibing and ingesting – specially made Jaimica tea with fresh-squoze tangelo juice with a smidge of equally fresh-squoze key lime juice and  a dollop of rum to give any surviving bugs a headache at least before beginning low unholy weeks leading up to the slooperbowl (sans flush handle).  The World’s Longest-Lasting PreGame party.  Will not make my livingroom-famous pinto-n-blackbean (many amends!) dip nor my Florida avocado dip to further deplete the world’s supply of freshly-ovenfried tortilla strips to go with the usual pigskin communion accomplices beer and popcorn…the latter known as man’s most bestest means of delivering butter to the body., at least until just before kickoff that last time for a year.  Ya’ll enjoy, now!

“November Eighth Blues”

Got Bureaucrat Blues;

want no more “Agency” rules:

Meed-ja full of fools!

“Still The Same Show”

Talking Heads showing

the same damn radar picture

near three days straight!

“Much Adid”

Competing slogans

saying comfortable words

meaning: Not Anything!

“Elec-Tile Dysfunction”

Elec-tile dysfunction

not assuaged by mere massage

but real message!

“Elect-ile Dysfunction”

Elect-ile dysfunction

not assuaged by mere massage

but by real message!

“‘The Code’ of BillyJeff: Saaa Whaa, Mr. Presidnt” Tanka 264

BillyJeff says ‘Make

America Great Again’

‘Code’ for racists!

 

“Y’all know, Them Good Ol’e Boys

rat’chere from Hope, Arkansas!

 

“With Corrine Now Gone” Tanka 230

With Corrine Brown gone

who will John Mica go dupe

for his next new “trick?”

 

Their “Train” soon loses FedBucks

and he must see* me to win!

 

*(House Republican transportation committee WigBig – among other things – John Mica managed to support disgraced and now indicted and even worse not out-Gerrymandered Democrat nepotist Corrine Brown through thin and thinner, and got her support from a district that used to stretch gerrymanderedly from Jacksonville through Sanford and into Orlando to ensure yet another “Black” safe congressional seat in a move to ensure he keeps his, much like what is and has been done down south Miami-way.  The Brown-Mica managed Sunrail two-car commuter train will run out of federal funding soon and then the voters who were sold a bill of Brown-Mica goods will see how much it costs not to ride on a train going very few places anyone wants.  And they will compete directly with the so-called Ultimate I-4 Intrastate (H-4 on Oahu and I-4 in Florida can not be interstate and therefore must be Intrastate) project for funding.  If Corrine survives the courts and has to take residence in a gerrymandered but smaller district from Jacksonville towards Live Oak, and Mica must move from his “safe” house that Tom Feeney created and Sandy Adams hid behind after both left Seminole County for safer districts in Brevard and Orange Counties, all I can say to Congress Critter Mica is “Welcome Home, Johnny Boy, The kettle is just up to The Simmer!” Mica’s new district is all of Seminole and about half of the eastern edge of Orange Counties.)

“Oscar’s Big Fall”

The Movies people

ignore their falling numbers

for Oscar’s Big Night.

“Oscar’s Falling” – Tanka 146

The Movies people

ignore their falling numbers

for Oscar’s Big Night

 

and their TeeVee schill partners

carry on their blank beliefs