“Does The Famous ‘Running Man’ Wonder?”

One wonders: OJ

do you dream still of running

through crowded airports?

“Did The Dads Know?”

bundled little boys

smoke the damp chill bus-stop air

matching their dads breaths

“November Eighth Blues”

Got Bureaucrat Blues;

want no more “Agency” rules:

Meed-ja full of fools!

“Football’s Got A Lot For Which To Answer”

Will Protest-Libs see

“Pigskin” as offensive speech

when they change “Redskins?”

“Much Adid” Tanka 295

Competing slogans

saying comfortable words

meaning “Not Anything!”

 

Choice: maybe a disaster

or a catastrophe – which?

“Much Adid”

Competing slogans

saying comfortable words

meaning: Not Anything!

“Elec-Tile Dysfunction”

Elec-tile dysfunction

not assuaged by mere massage

but real message!

“Elect-ile Dysfunction”

Elect-ile dysfunction

not assuaged by mere massage

but by real message!

“Hey, There, Pollster Clown! – Call A Lawyer?”

‘Tis the season for

unwanted calls from unknowns.

Ambulance-chaser time?

“How To Catch Catfish”

Don’t overwork it:

the proposal sells itself,

overeager worm!