(April 13, 2024)f
running from both ends
an over-athletic nose
and pinch-hosed ‘Richard’
nozzle-end fine but pee-dammed
at the off-site reservoir
Category: Humor
“Present Plumbing Problems” Tanka 6447
(April 13, 2024)
running from both ends
an over-athletic nose
and pinch-hosed ‘Richard’
nozzle-end fine but pee-dammed
at the off-site reservoir
“A Dial-Done Shirt”
“On ‘Dump Day’ Morning!” Tanka 252
Newspaper printer
named Brown, known to clown around,
near came to an end
when he slept off a wine sin
inside the paper’s waste bin!
“Now That’s A Strange Place!”
“I need to ‘Notebook’
‘The Head.’ A pen’d be nice, too –
oh, yeah, now go flush!
“Doan Blamme, Juice Starteddit!”
An actual friend
suggests “jayku” out of “this*”.
But who is this “jay?”
*(fractured volley comments most around The Mather family, Tippicanoe, Mangled Marine sayings and the suchlike slush found near everyday gutters – originally typed ‘guggers’ and I like that – worldwide)
“No Known Cure”
Most invidious
cause of death now is proven:
Animate? You die!
“Scream And Shout (When In Terror Or In Doubt)!”
When in terror or
just in doubt, run in circles
and then scream and shout!
“Welcome To The Jungle, Scrum Half!”
Pain is Red or Blue –
often, though, so is pleasure.
Wanna know what’s Green?
“Ouch…Or Worse”
Parts of me that hurt
like to talk from time to time:
saying “ouch!” or worse.
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