“A Return Of Serve To Bruce Jewett”

Spent a Summer’s Day

by San Francisco’s cold Bay:

Damn near Froze my Jay*!

 

*(original version in a comment posted to Haiku for Cats by Bruce C. Jewett read: Damn near froze to death! but then I saw the inadvertent end-rhymes and just had to resort to his taunt of JayK**u – ** he called it Jayku and I exercised ediitorshi(struggling not to type ‘t’ here, now)p…)

“Weather Report”

TV newscreamers:

It’s Freezing! Ice Age! Ice Age!

Yeah.  Hundred miles North!

Do I Sense A Freeze?

Rich acorn carpet

and the fat tree rats bode ill

for fleas come next Spring!