“With Salad, Baguette, Rose”

Put pinto-pork stew

over just-baked potatoes

with butter and cheese!

“How To Tell A Fresh Florida Fish (but not what!)”

The eyes: bright, shiny.

The gills: are  bright red, not pink!

Scales slimy and firm!

“This ‘Pinto’ Driven!”

Got pintos soakin’

and bacon, onion, peppers

to marry cornbread!

 

“Knife-Skills, A Kitchen Question”

You a thumb-cutter;

index-finger knife-driver?

I pray in both pews.

“Dixie Caviar”

boiled green goobers:

salt, onion, garlic, peppers –

the white stuff* is best!

 

*(green peanuts, only partially formed in shell have a white, creamy {for want of a better word} placenta surrounding the nascent nut-meat which takes on all the flavorings in which it is boiled, yet retains that unnamable something that says to so many sons and daughters of the south and those few Yankees innoculated by the crewe as Goober Peas.  One should try either redskin Virginia peanuts, of the naked roasted and salted versions in a six-ounce bottle of Coca-Cola for another true taste of The South you Put In Your Mouth!)

“Generous Jacques”

Jacques Pepin’s favored

phrase in his famous kitchen:

‘That’s more than enough!’

“Awful Offal”

I likes me offal

when done to a turn, kind cook:

keeps me un-awful!