Recently, I entered The FOG Extravaganza Giveawayery. Normally, I don’t enter contests, because I never win. I did this time for 3 reasons: One, with a name that cool, this contest was bound to be epic. Two, it was Mad Libs, and Mad Libs rule. Three, it was done by Goldfish, who is talented, smart, and beautiful.

What? She already announced the winners and I didn’t need to do that? Oh well, she’s still my favoritest fish, so I stand by my ass-kissery.
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