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Most Quoted Movie

by Revis Edgewater

My workplace is filled with a bunch of guys who like to quote movies. We’re all also a bunch of comic book nerds. So, you’d think that the movie we’d quote the most is either one of the Batman movies, or one of the new Marvel movies, or even other geek classics like Star Wars or Star Trek.

If you thought that, you’d be wrong.

The most quoted movie at my work is The Replacements. That’s right. The Replacements.

The reason for that is simple: When we close boxes, we do so with tape from our tape dispenser. The tape comes in large, dry rolls. As it is fed through the dispenser, it runs across a damp area, which makes it wet and activates the glue on it. The glue then gets all over your hand as you’re boxing things up. After a few minutes of this, it makes your hands look like Orlando Jones’ hands in this scene.

So, whenever one of us makes a bunch of boxes (which is an every day thing), we always say “You know this don’t look natural. You know it don’t.”

“Don’t talk.”

“Coach, I look like I just jacked off an elephant.”

That’s my workplace’s most quoted movie. What’s yours?

Futurama Quotes

by Revis Edgewater

I’ve been watching Futurama a lot lately, and there have been some pretty awesome quotes. These are just some of the ones that stood out to me. I’m sure there’s many more, but I’ll get to them when I have more time. The ones I’m putting up now are from just two of the characters, Bender and Fry. If it doesn’t say Fry in front of it, it came from Bender.

“This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!”

“Do I preach to you while you’re lying stoned in the gutter? Noooo!”

“I’m gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!”

“What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”

Fry: “They’re like sex, except I’m having it!”

Fry: “I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.”

Fry: “Ugh…It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.”

“I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.”

“Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.”

Fry: “So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?”

Fry: “Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?”