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30 January 2013 @ 06:23 pm
teenwolf_bingo  
Yes, because signing up late for a time sensitive challenge is an awesome way to ease into a new fandom...



derek/stiles
derek/jackson
stiles/isaac
isaac/jackson
gen - stiles
hotel or motel
last day or night together
sex
nightmares
torture or interrogation
comfort
phobias
coffee shop
skinny dipping
full circle
first time
shaving
*
summer camp
full moon
bathing and showering
mountain ash
unresolved sexual tension
romantic gestures
camping
group date
experimenting
part time job
bites and bruises
roller derby

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18 January 2013 @ 03:58 pm
The Starcandy Challenge  
★ s t a r c a n d y challenge ★



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06 January 2013 @ 05:15 pm
[KPOP RPS] One shot: An affair (sort of) to remember {exo}  
Title: An affair (sort of) to remember
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lu Han/Sehun with a side of Lay/Chen
Word count: 3800
Summary: Lu Han leaned over the railing of his balcony and looked out over the sea. He had always liked the sea, he’d only had a few opportunities to see it over the years, but it had always called to him. He looked out over this sea, watched how it glittered like diamonds under the scorching Honduras sun, and he felt something in his heart unclench. He breathed a little easier, he felt a little calmer. Maybe this trip was actually a good idea, he did feel better, but he was damned if he was actually going to tell Yixing that.
A/N: Picked up as a pinch hit for the sncj_santa, written for read0write




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05 January 2013 @ 08:49 pm
[KPOP RPS] one shot: Sometimes, sometimes it’s like I’m standing still {exo}  
Title: Sometimes, sometimes it’s like I’m standing still
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kris/Chanyeol
Word count: 6, 819
A/N: Written for hoaegi for the sncj_santa
Summary: “Is this the year 2030?” The Stranger asked in lightly accented Korean.

What?

Chanyeol just blinked at him, not quite processing the question. The words he understood…the question not so much




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19 September 2012 @ 11:51 pm
[KPOP RPS] ♥ this {DBSK}  
Title: ♥ this
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yunho/Changmin
Word count: 650
Summary: Yunho has a (not so little) problem.
A/N: for capseuleok. And for kpop_prompts, prompt #23: smile. Full prompt table can be found here. Based on these pics and GIF.






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15 September 2012 @ 09:12 pm
Prompts  
I need to get back in the practice of writing after having done bugger all of note for the last few months. So if anyone sees this and you want to help me out and throw me a prompt or two that would be awesome.

Kpop, Bloody Monday, Teen Wolf or Primeval only please, since that's pretty much all I feel like writing.

(primarily)

EXO
Suju
TVXQ


(could be willing to try)

2PM/AM
SHINee
BIGBANG
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14 May 2012 @ 09:31 pm
[KPOP RPS] One shot: is that a really big stake in your pocket? {Super Junior}  
Title: Is that a really big stake in your pocket? (Or, you know, something else?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sungmin/Ryeowook
Word count: 2,738
Summary: Sungmin and Ryeowook kick ass and take names, or at least they do most of the time. Tonight they kind of fail. In which MinWook are vampire hunters.


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10 May 2012 @ 05:20 pm
[KPOP RPS] Drabble: Space Cadet {Exo}  
Title: Space Cadet
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kris/Lay
Word count: 127


Space Cadet



“Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay.” Wu Fan whispers Yixing’s stage name into his ear over and over and over and over until the word has lost all meaning, until it’s not even a word anymore. Until it’s just a sweet rush of air, a strange syllable on a familiar tongue.

“Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay.”

Lay.

Yixing remembers his name; it’s another thing in a long line of things he had to remember. Yixing remembers well.

It’s this, this closeness, this feeling of Wu Fan’s mouth on his neck. The feeling of Wu Fan’s hands low on his back, the sound of Wu fan’s voice. This is what Yixing remembers when he says his name, and this is what makes him forget himself.
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08 May 2012 @ 06:49 pm
[KPOP RPS] Twelve Little Soldiers, All In A Row - Chapter One {EXO}  
Title: Twelve Little Soldiers, All In A Row - Chapter One
Rating: R
Pairing: Kris/Lay, Suho/Kai
Warnings: Violence, general creepiness, Character death (See A/N)
Word count: 6, 299
Summary: Legend says the Guardians will come, split into two groups they will work together to unite the Tree of Life and unite the world. Shame the legends were wrong. The Guardians were not just split into two groups, they were scattered, and now they are lost and alone with no knowledge of who and what they are. Time is running out, for them and for the world
A/N: While the outcome of this story relies on all the EXO members coming through relativity unscathed, the rest of the cast (SMTown, other assorted idols) might not be so lucky. There will be at least one major character (non EXO) death.

Prologue

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16 April 2012 @ 11:23 pm
[KPOP RPS] Twelve Little Soldiers, All In A Row - Prologue {EXO}  
Title: Twelve Little Soldiers, All In A Row - Prologue
Rating: R
Pairing: Kris/Lay, Suho/Kai
Warnings: Violence, general creepiness, Character death (See A/N)
Word count: 3,508
Summary: Legend says the Guardians will come, split into two groups they will work together to unite the Tree of Life and unite the world. Shame the legends were wrong. The Guardians were not just split into two groups, they were scattered, and now they are lost and alone with no knowledge of who and what they are. Time is running out, for them and for the world
A/N: While the outcome of this story relies on all the EXO members coming through relativity unscathed, the rest of the cast (SMTown, other assorted idols) might not be so lucky. There will be at least one major character (non EXO) death.

Prologues are supposed to be fairly short and this sort of isn't The actual chapters will be much, much longer.


ETA: Now with beta. Thanks ithilmenel



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27 February 2012 @ 05:07 pm
Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter twelve {various pairings}  
Title: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter twelve
Rating: R
Pairing: Mainly: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Yesung/Ryeowook and Henry/Kibum. With various others.
Warnings: Sexual situations, sexual innuendo, voyeurism, bad language and some violence.
Word count: This chapter = 1, 441
Summary: Team White and Team Black have been pitting themselves against each other for years. They've become too wrapped up in this Spy vs Spy game, too wrapped up in thir own dispute to see the bigger picture. Enter the shadowy Team Grey who have their own agenda and their own way of getting things done.
A/N: In which Super Junior are all Spies and they kind of fail at it. Spy vs Spy AU.

Character profiles Who is in what team | Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four | Chapter five | Chapter six | Chapter seven | Chapter eight | Chapter nine | Chapter ten | Chapter eleven


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25 February 2012 @ 02:52 pm
[fanfic50] Claim - Primeval, Becker/Connor  
001.Heart 002.Stone 003.Cold 004.Hole 005.Cut
006.Queue 007.Turn 008.Apathy 009.Innocence 010.Stay
011.Drunk 012.Attitude 013.Rational 014.Possible 015.Temperature
016.Goodbye 017.Hero 018.Point 019.Try 020.Dinner
021.Scar 022.Perfect 023.Solution 024.Science 025.Proud
026.Pretend 027.Late 028.Forever 029.Defend 030.Gone
031.Determined 032.Abducted 033.Communication 034.Disguise 035.Drugged
036.Tragedy 037.Butterfly 038.Effect 039.Design 040.Substance
041.Smoke 042.Paranormal 043.Spooky 044.Spy 045.Morph
046.Pulse 047.Dare 048.Whisper 049.Insecure 050.Writers' Choice
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22 January 2012 @ 05:05 pm
[KPOP RPS] Multi chap: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter eleven {super junior}  
Title: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter eleven
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mainly: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Yesung/Ryeowook and Henry/Kibum. With various others.
Warnings: Sexual situations, sexual innuendo, voyeurism, bad language and some violence.
Word count: This chapter = 5,687
Summary: Team White and Team Black have been pitting themselves against each other for years. They've become too wrapped up in this Spy vs Spy game, too wrapped up in thir own dispute to see the bigger picture. Enter the shadowy Team Grey who have their own agenda and their own way of getting things done.
A/N: In which Super Junior are all Spies and they kind of fail at it. Spy vs Spy AU.

Character profiles Who is in what team | Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four | Chapter five | Chapter six | Chapter seven | Chapter eight | Chapter nine | Chapter ten


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03 January 2012 @ 05:54 pm
[KPOP RPS] One shot: London, New York, Paris, Tokyo (I’ll call you wherever you go) {dbsk}  
Title: London, New York, Paris, Tokyo (I’ll call you wherever you go)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Warnings: None
Word count: 1, 056
Summary: “Yunho? Are you there? Are you OK?” Jaejoong’s voice sounded concerned and still too far away. It made Yunho’s heart hurt because all he wanted to do was reach out and take hold of Jaejoong’s hand. “I shouldn’t have called, I’m sorry.”
A/N: Written for kpop_prompts prompt #13 Phone. My prompt table can be found here.


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02 July 2011 @ 11:30 pm
[KPOP RPS] Multi chap: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter ten {super junior}  
Title: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter ten
Rating: R
Pairing: Mainly: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Yesung/Ryeowook and Henry/Kibum. With various others.
Warnings: Sexual situations, sexual innuendo, voyeurism, bad language and some violence.
Word count: This chapter = 2, 663
Summary: Team White and Team Black have been pitting themselves against each other for years. They've become too wrapped up in this Spy vs Spy game, too wrapped up in thir own dispute to see the bigger picture. Enter the shadowy Team Grey who have their own agenda and their own way of getting things done.
A/N: In which Super Junior are all Spies and they kind of fail at it. Spy vs Spy AU.

Character profiles Who is in what team | Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four | Chapter five | Chapter six | Chapter seven | Chapter eight | Chapter nine


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11 June 2011 @ 11:50 pm
[KPOP RPS] One shot: View from the top {super junior}  
Title: View from the top
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Siwon/Kyuhyun with Eunhyuk/Donghae
Word count: 5,522
Summary: Kyuhyun is Korea's number one solo star, Siwon is a personal trainer. Something that looks a lot like love happens. Fluff and frolics.
A/N: This is my help_japan fic for ithilmenel, I really hope you like it BB! Beta'd by vitasatusiam



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04 June 2011 @ 07:11 pm
[KPOP RPS] Multi chap: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter nine {super junior}  
Title: Baby, this ain't nothing but a thing - Chapter nine
Rating: R
Pairing: Mainly: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Yesung/Ryeowook and Henry/Kibum. With various others.
Warnings: Sexual situations, sexual innuendo, voyeurism, bad language and some violence.
Word count: This chapter = 3, 671
Summary: Team White and Team Black have been pitting themselves against each other for years. They've become too wrapped up in this Spy vs Spy game, too wrapped up in thir own dispute to see the bigger picture. Enter the shadowy Team Grey who have their own agenda and their own way of getting things done.
A/N: In which Super Junior are all Spies and they kind of fail at it. Spy vs Spy AU.

Character profiles Who is in what team | Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four | Chapter five | Chapter six | Chapter seven | Chapter eight


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19 May 2011 @ 12:00 am
[KPOP RPS] One shot: You feel my powers runnin’ through your veins {super junior}  
Title: You feel my powers runnin’ through your veins
Rating: R
Pairing: Kibum/Donghae
Word count: 1, 508
Summary: When you have super powers sexual relations can be interesting and or really, really awkward.
A/N: This is set in the 'We can be heroes' verse. You don't need to read that to read this, you just have to know that for unexplained reasons all of Super Junior have super powers. Kibum can make himself and anything he touches invisible and Donghae teleports.



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15 May 2011 @ 09:15 pm
[KPOP RPS] Ficlet: Anything but perfect {dbsk}  
Title: Anything but perfect
Rating: PG
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Warnings: None
Word count: 495
Summary: Jaejoong sings until his voice is raw and his lips are cracked. He sings until he doesn’t think he can sing anymore. But he tries. He tries and he keeps trying until Yunho pulls him into his arms, begging him to stop.
A/N: Written for kpop_prompts prompt #2 Accept. My prompt table can be found here.


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15 May 2011 @ 01:36 am
[KPOP RPS] One shot: I taste the sparks on your tongue {super junior}  
Title: I taste the sparks on your tongue
Rating: R
Pairing: Siwon/Leeteuk
Word count: 1, 252
Summary: After a show Siwon and Leeteuk relieve some tension
A/N: Based on/inspired by these pics. Title of fic is from the song Come On Get Higher


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