Hey! This is Lloyd! Or, well, sort of. This isn't actually me, it's just this recording thing. I don't really get how it works, but it works, so if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon! I promise!
[It's pretty easy to tell that something is wrong when the video feed turns on. Colette's face is upset, worried, possibly even with a tinge of panic in her eyes.]
Dammit, I can't find it! I can't find my card! Does anyone have one I can use? It's important!
[...yes, that's right. Colette just swore. She also seems to be using Lloyd's Dreamberry instead of her own.
Or maybe something deeper is going on here. Regardless, the message is clear. HALP!]
[[Lloyd and clumsychosen have had their bodies switched. Replies to this post will come from redcladcolette.]]
[There's a huge grin on Lloyd's face, the kind of grin you only give when you're pleased and excited and everything is right in the world, or when something amazing is happening.]
Hey, everyone! Guess who's officially an adult today!
[That's right, it's his birthday - or the one that he and Dirk celebrate. The only one he's ever known, so the only one that counts as far as he's concerned.]
Oh, yeah, by the way, Kanaya, I finished that necklace for you! When do you wanna meet up?
[He... hasn't realized yet that Kanaya is gone. Late with your gifts again, Lloyd. Always late. :/ ]
But man, I've been looking forward to this birthday so much! Now that I'm eighteen, I don't have to go back to school!
Poking a few buttons experimentally as he continues to trot toward Espoir, the boy's face lights up when a light on it suddenly starts blinking. And as for the rest of Somarium? Have an eight year old kid grinning on your video screens.]
It's working! I did it! At least, I think I did. That's what that light means, right? Man, this thing is so cool!
Okay, so I have a question! Two questions! Where am I, and has anyone seen my Dad?
[ooc: Lloyd was an idiot and used his card of youth again. O o p s.]
-did it! Good. That'll keep him from listening in on this. Thanks, Genis. I owe you one.
[Yup, somebody begged his best friend to show him how to lock. That done, he turns his attention on the Dreamberry - and Somarium in general by extension. His expression is very serious, and perhaps a little chagrined.]
Hey, everyone. I... kind of need some help. I need to get stronger, so I need to train, but I also need help learning how to fight magic users. [He makes a face.] Especially magic users that can fly.
[No, he's not talking about anyone in specific. What makes you think that?]
[Nope. Doesn't get it at all. And it's a good thing Colette wears those leggings under a dress, and that someone like Zelos isn't present, because Lloyd is…