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There are several things that are proving problematic for me as I occupy my brother's body. I will list them here, omitting some detail for the sake of keeping things as non-scarring as possible. In no particular order:

1. He has only one Oomph! album uploaded to his computer, and it is one I am not particularly fond of.

2. Every time I enter the bathroom or have to change clothes, I have to do so with my eyes closed. I shower and use the toilet with my eyes closed.

3. Because of #2, I have given my brother several stubbed toes, a bruised thigh, and a sore tailbone. The sore tailbone occurred when I fell in the shower.

4. Also because of #2, I have had to clean the bathroom more often than I would have liked.

5. Every time I hurt my brother's body, the shock of it makes me open my eyes and the things that I see cannot be erased from my brain no matter how many beers I drink.

6. The things that I see are not five meters, by the way. But I will not think about that.

7. Prussia's hair does not slick back easily. It seems set on rebelling against any kind of order or organization.

8. Italy is confused, as is Frederick. Neither of us are pleased about this.

9. I am concerned that my brother is not being quite as cautious as I am being about closing his eyes.

Otherwise, however... it is not that bad. Spain suggested that perhaps if we... hugged hard enough, we would switch back. I am doubtful of this and if I am to try, I will likely need to be inebriated. What do you say, Bruder?

Also, I apologize for the length of this entry.

Today, I was bored so I did the comment stats for my awesome journal.

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Top Commenters on prussianized's LiveJournal
(Of users in friends list)

1	prussianized	2236
2	teatime_bitch	316
3	pansmack	316
4	come2niichan	222
5	ohme_eh	146
6	doubleppk	121
7	flatlikeawall	105
8	bellabelgium	98
9	chopin_rage	94
10	herotoyouall	92

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Total Commenters: 135 (84 not shown)
Total Comments: 6038
Report generated 9/24/2009 5:09:59 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.7

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What the hell is with the small number of comments from ALL OF YOU? You've been slacking, you pansies! Friggin' disgraceful. Hell, a bunch of you have been so lacking with your commenting that some of you didn't even MAKE THE CUT!

Thus... since you guys suck so much at commenting, I'm calling for a spam post! Get to it, sissies! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We left Chick Island this morning, and we're heading south for now. Unless the goddamn weather acts up again. Friggin' snowstorms. And rainstorms. And hail.

Anyway, now that we're sailing again, England and I have been discussing the best strategy for some piracy. It's going to be awesome once we actually do it and stuff. After all, we have to be good influences on the girls and all.

P.S. Spain, you're a dumbass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't want to even begin to wonder how the hell friggin' Lithuania ended up in my closet, but you can come collect him now, Russian bastard.

... nah, on second thought, I think we're gonna keep him. He's more useful than Francis.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. In case you all have been wondering about the lack of my awesome presence lately, it's because I've been busy conquering Chick Island, aka The Best Island In The Entire Grand Line.

Yesterday it was two hundred and twenty three years.

I don't know how the hell we got to this island—Arthur, did you change course in the middle of the night?—but... I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING WATCHED IN THE SHOWER!

And no, Francis, you don't count.

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I mean, I know you all want a piece of my awesome self, but geez, can't a guy get a little privacy around here??

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME SHOWER?!

And by people, I mean the crazy girl who's controlling me... NOT THAT I CAN BE CONTROLLED.

... are there more of you????

Dammit, I need a fucking a beer... or twenty.

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Edit:

ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF THIS ISLAND!

I, GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT THE PRUSSIAN EMPIRE, NOW CLAIM THIS ISLAND IN THE NAME OF PRUSSIA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is awesome! It seems that the enemy has let down their guard and I have successfully invaded their territory! This mission will be easy! Though they have some strange things in this hall...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hail me! Bow down to me! I am the greatest, most awesome—

... wait, where am I? THIS ISN'T THE MASURIAN LAKELAND!

HUNGARY!? GODDAMMIT! IS THIS YOUR DOING?!

The most awesome package ever came for awesome me yesterday.

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