The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #9
This is awesome! It seems that the enemy has let down their guard and I have successfully invaded their territory! This mission will be easy! Though they have some strange things in this hall...
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hail me! Bow down to me! I am the greatest, most awesome—
... wait, where am I? THIS ISN'T THE MASURIAN LAKELAND!
HUNGARY!? GODDAMMIT! IS THIS YOUR DOING?!