prussianized FREAKED THE FUCK OUT

Listens: Paradise City - Guns N' Roses

What the fuck...

I don't know how the hell we got to this island—Arthur, did you change course in the middle of the night?—but... I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING WATCHED IN THE SHOWER!

And no, Francis, you don't count.

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I mean, I know you all want a piece of my awesome self, but geez, can't a guy get a little privacy around here??

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME SHOWER?!


And by people, I mean the crazy girl who's controlling me... NOT THAT I CAN BE CONTROLLED.

... are there more of you????

Dammit, I need a fucking a beer... or twenty.

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Edit:

ATTENTION ALL INHABITANTS OF THIS ISLAND!

I, GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT THE PRUSSIAN EMPIRE, NOW CLAIM THIS ISLAND IN THE NAME OF PRUSSIA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!