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Royal Family Solves Decade-Long Feud

Royal Family Solves Decade-Long Feud With Ancient Technique Known As “Not Posting About It” LONDON — In a move that has sent shockwaves through the House of Windsor’s already-rattled hospitality committee, Peter Phillips has unveiled the most radical innovation in royal event planning since someone decided the Queen…

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Elon Musk & Harvard

Elon Musk Informs Harvard It Is Very Nice, But Have You Considered Just Building Something? In a statement that arrived on elite campuses like a rogue weather system nobody had forecast, Elon Musk declared: “Don’t confuse schooling with education. I didn’t go to Harvard, but the…

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London News in Hackney

London News: Comedy of Calamity Welcome back to London News, where the sirens harmonise, the Tube apologises personally, and everyone’s late but emotionally on time. Breaking: A pigeon has been promoted to Regional Manager of Trafalgar Square. Sources say he “shows leadership,” “maintains eye contact,”…

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Shakespeare’s Clowns

Shakespeare’s Clowns: How the Bard’s Comic Relief Set a Template for Centuries The Groundlings Wanted Fart Jokes, and Shakespeare Delivered (While Sneaking in Philosophy) William Shakespeare, universally recognized as the greatest writer in the English language, spent considerable energy writing parts for clowns who made…

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London 52 Horse: The Specific Search That Arrives at the Intersection of London, Numbers, and Horses, Which Is Either About Racing, Transport History, or Something Delightfully Specific

London 52 Horse: The Specific Search That Arrives at the Intersection of London, Numbers, and Horses, Which Is Either About Racing, Transport History, or Something Delightfully Specific | Investigation Into ‘London 52 Horse’ as a Search Query Produces Interesting Results Across London’s Horse Racing Heritage, Victorian Horse-Drawn Transport History, and the Specific Numerology of Equine London

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Supermarkets Launch Jab-uary

Supermarkets Launch “Jab-uary,” Declare Eating Optional If You’ve Taken the Right Injection British retail discovers appetite suppression is now a viable retail demographic Supermarkets Solve Hunger By Marketing to People Who Can’t Feel It British supermarkets this month unveiled “Jab-uary,” a bold new wellness initiative…

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Britain’s Most Hospitable Small Towns

8 UK Small Towns With Unmatched Friendliness, Says Website Clearly Unfamiliar With London Rush Hour A Prat.UK Travel Investigation Into Britain’s Most Hospitable Postcodes, Conducted At A Safe Distance From Any Tube Platform Five Humorous Observations About Friendly UK Towns That The Tourism Board Would…