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Monarchy Quietly Googles “How To Look Normal”

Britain Arrests Former Prince Andrew, Monarchy Quietly Googles “How To Look Normal” Five Observations About An Institution Attempting Casual Behaviour Under Extraordinary Circumstances The royal family has perfected dignity except when trying to define “normal.” Google’s autocomplete now understands constitutional crisis better than most historians.…

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London’s New Year’s Day Parade

The Band That Ended London’s New Year’s Day Parade by Accidentally Taking Control of It A Work of Satirical Journalism Based Entirely on What Everyone Saw and Is Now Pretending They Didn’t London’s New Year’s Day Parade is a proud civic ritual. It is orderly. It…

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Prince Harry’s Charity

Prince Harry’s Charity Turns Into Game of Thrones Season Finale: Staff Exits, Betrayals, Zero Dragons 🐉 Observers say the working atmosphere at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Archewell Foundation now resembles the final season of Game of Thrones. Big expectations. Expensive lighting. Confused plot. Everyone quietly wondering…

Culture

Spy Technology Older Than the King

Britain’s Spies Have Abandoned Encrypted Apps for a Lady Whispering Numbers on the Radio MI6 Reportedly “Thrilled” to Rediscover Technology Older Than the King Five Observations Before the News Begins The intelligence community spent billions on satellites, cyber-warfare, and quantum computers, only to rediscover that…