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Prince Harry’s Secret Regret

Prince Harry’s Secret Regret: The One Royal Decision Even Therapy Can’t Fix 👑😬 Some regrets arrive softly, like a missed train. Others arrive wearing a crown, waving a Netflix contract, and whispering at 3 a.m., Mate… you absolutely blew this. And then they stick around for breakfast, because…

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The London Comics Bureau

The Comics Bureau Has Declared British Stand-Up Comedy Officially More Competitive Than Dentistry — And Considerably Less Lucrative Five Observations About UK Stand-Up Comedy That Will Make Comedians Laugh Nervously and Then Pivot to Podcasting 🎤🇬🇧🍺 Every British comedian claims they “accidentally fell into comedy,”…

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Sandwiches Became a Battlefield

The Great Pret A Manger Incident: When Sandwiches Became a Battlefield Proud Boys UK Attempt to Reclaim British Lunch, Discover It Was Never British Fifteen members of Proud Boys UK occupied a Central London Pret A Manger for ninety-two minutes yesterday, demanding the chain serve “proper British…

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Syria Bans Beer

Syria Bans Beer, Accidentally Invents the World’s First Sober Civil War Five Things Observed Immediately After the Government Hid the Liquor Cabinet People in Damascus did not stop drinking — they just started calling vodka “very aggressive water.” Bar owners are being told to convert into…

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Absurdist Humor Since 1889

Absurdist Humor Since 1889: How We Accidentally Made Nonsense Into an Art Form LONDON—It began in 1889 when someone decided that comedy no longer needed to follow the rules of logic, and for the past 135 years, we’ve been collectively paying for that decision. British comedy…