because i'm tired of losing this shit to the gmail slipstream, of wasted minutes trying to track it down when we want it again--here's a thing that happened today while i was waiting for Little Sister to pick out her straight-As report card movies:



[to be read to a background chorus of mariah carey's "all i want for christmas is you," probably.]
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Title: today is the first day (roshambo remix)
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Rookie Blue, Swarek/McNally
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1625
Summary: Andy kisses bossy, like she isn’t afraid of one thousand things, possibly including him.
Author's Note: Set in and around 3x01, so spoilers through that.

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Title: hold on to your grenades
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/Characters: NCIS; Gibbs, DiNozzo
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2078
Spoilers: A post-ep, sort of, for 5.19, “Judgment Day, Part 2.” So spoilers through S5.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obvs.
Summary Tony knows the sound of need like nothing else. It’s the chorus of his history and the tenor of his singing blood, and Gibbs needs nothing, Gibbs breaks for nothing. Gibbs is solid oak, with his imperfect knots and gnarls and his Gibbsian whorls and his roots that stretch straight down to the center of the earth.
Author's Note: This is not the fic I intended to write.

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Title: and you think maybe you'll trust him, for he's touched your perfect body with his mind
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Studio 60, Matt/Suzanne
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1767
Author's Note: For lowriseflare, who asked.

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Title: God Bless Your Graceless Heart
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Rookie Blue, Swarek/McNally
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2122
Summary: A quick check told her everyone was still clothed, and her mouth didn’t taste like she threw up at any point, so—okay. As long as she had pants on, she could do this.
Author's Note: The ‘morning after’ follow-up to this guy right here. Consider this one my official and completely shameless request for ‘Sam and Andy stuck with a kid’ fic. leigh57 and adrenalin211 pulled beta duties—ponies for you guys!

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Title: Mechanisms of Flight
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Rookie Blue, Swarek/McNally
Rating: M for Makeouts. Sorta.
Word Count: 3402
Summary: Cops gossip like hairdressers trained in the art of interrogation, and Oliver’s the worst offender. So Sam knows probably before she does that Andy has a third date with some guy she met at a laundromat, and that she’s thinking of bringing him to the Simcoe Day BBQ at the Shaws’.
Author's Note: Who's the laziest poster? ME, I AM. This belongs back after ep . . . 2.09? After some Stuff but before the other Big Stuff, i.e. when Andy was still being stupid and pretending Sam doesn't have the best face. Shitstorm of awesome from leigh57 and adrenalin211 for beta'ing fic for a show they don't even claim passing familiarity with, and to adrenalin211 for coming through like a champ with that one line.

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Title: Your Body a Canvas
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Rookie Blue, Swarek/McNally
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: 3284
Summary: She’s just . . . surprised to learn that Sam, who doesn’t do anything lightly except pitch bad jokes to unsuspecting waitresses, might be the type to permanently etch something in to his body. She just wants to know more.
Author's Note: Way behind on my reading and my internet-ing, but wanted to toss this out before it gets canon-busted. For lowriseflare, who once pontificated on Mr. Sam Swarek’s Secret Ink, with thanks to threeguesses for her Canadian cred. Holla to all my new RB f-list cats—YOU GUYS, you are great, never stop writing!

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Title: Outro (or, Supply Closet Payback)
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Rookie Blue, Sam/Andy
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 1142
Summary: "See if I’m inclined to give you workplace nookie again any time in the near future.” He shoves his hands in the pockets of his jeans, bares his teeth at her. “You weren’t doing the giving, McNally. I had to shower mine off.”
Author's Note: Written for Porn Battle XII and the prompts playful and symmetry. A companion to "Chorus of a Workaday Life," previously posted here.

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Title: Castle and Keep
Author: poeelektra
Fandom/ Pairing: Rookie Blue, Sam/Andy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1189
Summary: "You seem more like a bach-pad guy than the Lowe's Home Improvement type."
Author's Note: Owed entirely to lowriseflare, who originated the 'crappy triple-decker' idea, my favorite bit of Sam backstory yet.

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