An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
45 shameless crimes | crime plotting?
The Perfect Crime
Break in, bail me out.
NOT HATER-FRIENDLY.
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24 August 2011 @ 04:31 am
Title: At the Zenith
Author:
pinefir
Team: AU
Rating:R
Fandom: SNSD
Pairing: friendship!Sooyoung/Yoona/Sica, Siwon/Sooyoung, Sungmin/Sooyoung, Siwon/Tiffany, Sumgin/Seohyun
Summary: Sooyoung may be a princess but her fucked up birth left her feeling like a clown, but she is just too pretty to be a clown though, and so in a moment, she becomes a doll.
Author's Note: Drama, Angst, supernatural themes, suggested incest, implied suicide.
Prompt Used: Lucifer-SHINee
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Author:
pinefirTeam: AU
Rating:R
Fandom: SNSD
Pairing: friendship!Sooyoung/Yoona/Sica, Siwon/Sooyoung, Sungmin/Sooyoung, Siwon/Tiffany, Sumgin/Seohyun
Summary: Sooyoung may be a princess but her fucked up birth left her feeling like a clown, but she is just too pretty to be a clown though, and so in a moment, she becomes a doll.
Author's Note: Drama, Angst, supernatural themes, suggested incest, implied suicide.
Prompt Used: Lucifer-SHINee
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11 July 2011 @ 09:14 pm
Title: Everyone Looks the Same to Me
Author:pinefir
Pairing: Yesung/Donghae
Genre: angst/drama/slice of life/romance
Rating: PG13 for implied sexual situations
Summary: They say goldfishes have bad memory. Maybe Donghae is a goldfish, because he has bad memory when it comes to Yesung.
Words: 9502
Disclaimer: I don't own donghae nor yesung nor any of the SJ members. nothing in here is sujuaccurate, but I made sure that i haven't missed or made any medical fallacies here, lest people accuse me of making stuff up.
foryoung_ah , my 
help_japan fic
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Author:
pinefir Pairing: Yesung/Donghae
Genre: angst/drama/slice of life/romance
Rating: PG13 for implied sexual situations
Summary: They say goldfishes have bad memory. Maybe Donghae is a goldfish, because he has bad memory when it comes to Yesung.
Words: 9502
Disclaimer: I don't own donghae nor yesung nor any of the SJ members. nothing in here is sujuaccurate, but I made sure that i haven't missed or made any medical fallacies here, lest people accuse me of making stuff up.
for
young_ah , my help_japan fic( author's note everybody skipsCollapse )
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09 July 2011 @ 02:30 pm
Title: forever minus twenty (as long as it’s even)
Author:pinefir
Pairing: yesung/girl!ryeowook, girl!ryeowook/kyuhyun, girl!ryeowook/henry, girl!ryeowook/sungmin, yesung/girl!eunhyuk, sungmin/girl!zhoumi, kyuhyun/girl!zhoumi
Genre: fluff/drama/angst
Rating: pg
Summary: “Do you not plan to stay with me until forever? Why only give yourself eighty years with me?” Sometimes, the best decisions come to you only after you’ve spent your entire life making the wrong ones.
Warning: AU!, genderswitch
Words: 11312
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PART 1 | PART 2
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Author:
pinefir Pairing: yesung/girl!ryeowook, girl!ryeowook/kyuhyun, girl!ryeowook/henry, girl!ryeowook/sungmin, yesung/girl!eunhyuk, sungmin/girl!zhoumi, kyuhyun/girl!zhoumi
Genre: fluff/drama/angst
Rating: pg
Summary: “Do you not plan to stay with me until forever? Why only give yourself eighty years with me?” Sometimes, the best decisions come to you only after you’ve spent your entire life making the wrong ones.
Warning: AU!, genderswitch
Words: 11312
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PART 1 | PART 2
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09 July 2011 @ 02:25 pm
Title: forever minus twenty (as long as it’s even)
Author:pinefir
Pairing: yesung/girl!ryeowook, girl!ryeowook/kyuhyun, girl!ryeowook/henry, girl!ryeowook/sungmin, yesung/girl!eunhyuk, sungmin/girl!zhoumi, kyuhyun/girl!zhoumi
Genre: fluff/drama/angst
Rating: pg
Summary: “Do you not plan to stay with me until forever? Why only give yourself eighty years with me?” Sometimes, the best decisions come to you only after you’ve spent your entire life making the wrong ones.
Warning: AU!, genderswitch
Words: 11312
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PART 1 | PART 2
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Author:
pinefir Pairing: yesung/girl!ryeowook, girl!ryeowook/kyuhyun, girl!ryeowook/henry, girl!ryeowook/sungmin, yesung/girl!eunhyuk, sungmin/girl!zhoumi, kyuhyun/girl!zhoumi
Genre: fluff/drama/angst
Rating: pg
Summary: “Do you not plan to stay with me until forever? Why only give yourself eighty years with me?” Sometimes, the best decisions come to you only after you’ve spent your entire life making the wrong ones.
Warning: AU!, genderswitch
Words: 11312
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PART 1 | PART 2
03 July 2011 @ 08:05 pm
Title: should, could,would
Author:pinefir
Genre: slight angst, slice of life
Pairing: implied!leeteuk/sooyoung, friendship!siwon/sooyoung
Words: 1014 words
Rating: G
Summary: 6 instances where in Sooyoung and Leeteuk would have been something, if only they didn't let things hold them back
Author:
pinefir Genre: slight angst, slice of life
Pairing: implied!leeteuk/sooyoung, friendship!siwon/sooyoung
Words: 1014 words
Rating: G
Summary: 6 instances where in Sooyoung and Leeteuk would have been something, if only they didn't let things hold them back
AN: Leeteuk's apology/confession in CTP told me that I should write this.
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( So how do they do this now? When they have no idea at all.Collapse )
20 March 2011 @ 01:10 am
Title:yakisoba
Author:pinefir
Genre: comedy
Pairing: friendship!sungyeol/sungjong/myungsoo
Words: 1041 words
Author:
pinefir Genre: comedy
Pairing: friendship!sungyeol/sungjong/myungsoo
Words: 1041 words
Rating: G
Summary: sungyeol and sungjong makes a bet on who’s gonna sing a line outside of the chorus.
AN: do not kill me sungyeol and sungjong stans :|
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Summary: sungyeol and sungjong makes a bet on who’s gonna sing a line outside of the chorus.
AN: do not kill me sungyeol and sungjong stans :|
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19 March 2011 @ 09:10 pm
Title: 84 mm & 189 mm
Author:pinefir
Pairings: kangin/yesung, sungmin/yesung, kyuhyun/yesung
Rating: PG-13
Genre: a mix of genres because no two hands are alike, unless they belong to the same person.
Summary: an average male’s hand has the dimensions 84 mm wide and 189 mm long. yesung’s hands are way too thin and too short for it to be a male’s hand, but it’s okay.
AN: 3 unrelated drabbles about yesung’s amazing hands.
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Author:
pinefir Pairings: kangin/yesung, sungmin/yesung, kyuhyun/yesung
Rating: PG-13
Genre: a mix of genres because no two hands are alike, unless they belong to the same person.
Summary: an average male’s hand has the dimensions 84 mm wide and 189 mm long. yesung’s hands are way too thin and too short for it to be a male’s hand, but it’s okay.
AN: 3 unrelated drabbles about yesung’s amazing hands.
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16 March 2011 @ 02:17 am
Title: 2 am productivity
Author:pinefir
Genre: angst
Summary: sungmin and kyuhyun are out of the school and in the workforce, they don’t think they’d ever meet again, thinking that it would be the last of them. a game concept , wood spirits, damaged necklaces and cutthroat gaming industry with greedy psychology has their paths crossing again.
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3823
AN: supposed to be forsoundslegit (but where is he now?), this is a sequel to among arrays and transits, told from kyuhyun’s point of view. written in the same verse of recursive recursive recursive
AN2: it’s a never ending loop of running away, it had to stop at some point.
AN3: inspired by this mini
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Author:
pinefir Genre: angst
Summary: sungmin and kyuhyun are out of the school and in the workforce, they don’t think they’d ever meet again, thinking that it would be the last of them. a game concept , wood spirits, damaged necklaces and cutthroat gaming industry with greedy psychology has their paths crossing again.
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3823
AN: supposed to be for
soundslegit (but where is he now?), this is a sequel to among arrays and transits, told from kyuhyun’s point of view. written in the same verse of recursive recursive recursiveAN2: it’s a never ending loop of running away, it had to stop at some point.
AN3: inspired by this mini
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