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To send me a message fill out the form below and click the button to send it. /STFO.
Sorry no email address because of the motherfucking spammers. oh my how I hate them. They'll probably spam this form anyway, but that's easier to deal with, though I apologise in advance that there ios some form of 'prove your humanity' captcha on this page... the world has gone to shit.
The details provided will only be used to pass me your message and let me get back to you. They won't be sold, leaked, given to someone who wants to sell you a bunch of shit, or even used nefariously about me to email you about my ... well fuck knows what, but I won't do it. Unless you say I can. ya ya ya i know GDPR.
General terms of use: if you are trying to contact me to sell me a product or service, including but not limited to, search engine optimisation (SEO), advertising and promotion, content creation for my website etc. please do not use this form and instead watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h9wStdPkQY