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But we want Diane the swift Lizard Lady

we want her so bad we don’t mean maybe

with her fantastic running ability, scales & all

oh Diane, my eternal fall is having heeded your call

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We want Diane the Lizard Lady so swift

to whom my tongue was my most sincere gift

a symbol of my wish for eternal servitude

even slavery, especially if she got a little rude

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Oh Diane, I beg, please appear & dump on me again!

i’d love it so much, i’d love it with a drooling grin

Oh Diane, please forgive me for referring to you as a “whore”

when you had 3 boy-friends & I was the one with the lowest score

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I’d chop it off just to be your eunuch one day a week

go ahead, make thee other two cum, then sit on that with which i speak

I’ll lick yer clit ’til ’tis a mighty tidal wave upon foriegn shores

I’ll crawl on my belly while doing ALL your domestic chores

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rawclyde

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text

copyright clyde collins 1999

art

courtesy of clyde caldwell

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