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VALLEY O’ DEMOCRACY NO. 35

by rawclyde (1999)

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So, boys, here’s another answer: marry quaint Lady Poverty

forget those worldly women who crave diamonds & property

who bump their knolls in your face & expect you to eat

like they’re your dessert when they’re in fact your defeat

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When Ma n’ Pa die take your inheritance & explore the land

buy an old truck, make a book store out of it, make your stand

in a spot that’s right and forget getting fat and rich

if you get too poor, grab a shovel, dig a ditch

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(2025)

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Do it for half the year in the Tower o’ Babel where there’s all kinds of jobs

if you’re not too particular & don’t mind working with wise-cracking slobs

now repair ye olde shrine & buy more books that shed bright light

and get the hell out & return to that spot that is right

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There’s your answer, boys, thee only answer I got

I don’t know if it’s gonna work but I’m giving it a shot

and one more thing, you gotta learn how to be humble and pray

‘cuz it’s for the glory of Your Creator that you’re pokin’ along your

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verse from an out-of-print book

A Love Song To The American Lizard

by Rawclyde!

(Copyright Clyde Collins 1999)

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