valley of democracy no. 10

by rawclyde

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Vladimir Lenin has somehow transfigured into a buzzard in this desert land

and so has Elmer Gantry, the professional (by Sinclair Lewis) good man

together they glide in lazy circles above the tiny town of Why

where I’ve parked Holy Mary’s shrine beneath this “wasteland”s sky

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They’re peaceful creatures tipping now and then as they glide in the air

feeding on the dead, I suppose, when I don’t see them around up there

once one starved a lot of peasants, the other fooled a lot of folks

down below, I roll cigarettes, light ’em and enjoy my coffin-nail tokes

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Holy Mary, I believe, wouldn’t mind appearing in a peasant’s vision

but in the United States, ha! we only believe in subtraction and addition

the subtraction of God & thee addition of money in the bank

plus dope and television and nobody upstairs to humbly thank

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Except the buzzards, Vladimir & Elmer, oh and here comes Harry

Harry?  Where’d he come from?  Oh no!  Also here comes Gary

there’s all kinds of buzzards around here but I see no road kill

and out of the pure blue appears a real beauty whose name is Jill

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Well, it’s good to know there’ll be no funeral expenses when I go

it’s good to know I’ll nourish some o’ God’s creatures at my final show

they’re so peaceful, they don’t bother anybody, don’t make a sound

I’ll just have one more cup of coffee as they peacefully glide around

(copyright clyde collins 1999)

valley of democracy no. 8

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“Dissolve the Duma!” replied the Czar as he picked his nose

and the proletarians advanced, that’s just how it goes

meanwhile, there’s bats, remarkable creatures, darting to n’ fro

picking off all the flying insects in the desert lamp-post glow

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Lenin, quite a Russian, never did get a job in a factory

however, he did take over the Revolution, some say very satisfactorily

meanwhile, a dog sidles up to me so that I can scratch away a biting flea

as I sit here “selling books” in the Valley of Democracy

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Elmer Gantry, quite a guy, wanted to be the dictator of morals in the USA

thankfully, he was only fiction, so nobody had to drive him away

meanwhile, destroyers of the desert stop to fill up with gas

their three-wheelers sparkle & over by the tree I’m a donkey’s ass

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Of course, I’d rather be a donkey’s ass than be them dumb mother-fuckers

God almighty, what a bunch of stupid fricking thorn-pluckers

look at ’em:  yeah, duh, I’m having a good time today

fucking-up the desert with my expensive toys, hey hey hey

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Can’t we get them ass-holes interested in something like donkeys?

riding a donkey would no doubt be just as much fun, though kind of funky

high-tech baboons, reaching for the stars, we are

scream it ultra loud, my son, upon your electric hollering guitar

rawclyde

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(Copyright Clyde Collins 1999)